("Do I look fat to you?") Yep, Mutu's modeling again. This time, it's for a company called Dooa (or maybe DOOA -- you might required to yell it) rather than Souvenir Clubbing, so he cannot be held responsible for the ugly clothes. He's also naked in this campaign far more than he usually is for Souvenir Clubbing, so it's really sort of a win-win for all of us. This is the print ad that's...

Title: Roman Shortcomings Rating: R, but no sex scenes. Authors: cheryl_bites with instructions from razor2rozary , who wrote Ovid’s verses. (The ones in this fic, I mean. She didn’t...mocking Emperor Adrian’s crap facial hair. He must be found and executed. (NOTE: There are Ancient Roman notes at the end, and a glorious manip by Marie just under the cut.) ( Ridiculousness here )

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(And be quick about it, intern!) Because they want awesome ads, Sky Italia are putting footballers (and rugby players, and basketballers) to work in their offices. So far, we've learned that: Mutu is bad with technology, Pato comes off the bench for Sky, Miccoli works in the mail room (with Earl Boykins!), Ronaldinho gets to edit the calls of his own goals, and everyone wears their kits to work...

... Inter looked tired from the United match, and Fiorentina, while much better than they have been lately, didn't create much, and failed to finished what they did. Apart from Zlatan's second goal and Mutu's misses, there really wasn't anything of not take away from the match -- basically, Inter finished and Fiorentina didn't, so they got the points. Inter's lead at the top is still seven, while La...