Title: Best Served Cold Author: nomorejacksplz Rating: T Fandom: Firefly Characters: Jayne, Kaylee Summary: Men and women think differently about things, and Kaylee and Jayne are no...to Inara's shuttle swooshed open, revealing a disgruntled-looking Companion. "Jayne," Inara said, sounding cross. Jayne's lips curled in a diabolical smile. "Hello, sweetheart. I need your help.