Okay, mun. I'm only going to say this once, then it's your own damn fault for not thinking about the consequences. You want to have me get a virus that makes me and the kid fight Wesker. Okay, so I won't...that shit. You do that, and you can kiss any respect I've had for you since bringing me to this place. Heh, makes me wonder why the hell I still put up with you, since you can be such a goddamn punk

You just had to and mention Vergil him, didn't you, damnit?! Thanks so freaking much . Now, he'll show up here! You know how that shit goes, woman!

It's time to go to work. You know I fuckin' live for this shit.

Hm. It sounds interesting and you've been looking for another game for me. Though I am curious about which memory you're going to choose.

WOMAN! Just because I dress the part does not make me a sanctioned priest! THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT! I cannot go off and unite two... creatures ...under matrimony. Especially those two. They are a sin against nature! Especially the one who lies on floors and names them. I better get something out of this, woman, or so help me!

You know it was inevitable that you finally made a second journal for me. Next you know you'll end up with one for every incarnation. But that's fine, right? You like me in every form. Go ahead and admit it. ...But, babe. Just one question: what do you plan on doing with me?

Miss mundane! Hello, miss mundane! We are very happy that you decided to do this for us, and we would like to thank you with all our hearts! Thank you, miss mundane! We promise to do our...very best to be of any assistance to you! Although, we still have to serve Dante too. You understand, don't you? [Red = Agni, blue = Rudra, purple = talking in unison and do not even ask.]

You don't think my jackets are gaudy, do you? ...Yeah, me either.

Yeah, babe. I'm tired, too. Don't worry 'bout it. It happens.

Aww, just what I always wanted: my very own demonic pet. Yeah. No. No getting any ideas. -Dante