Stop ignoring me. I know there isn't anyone from Galactica there, but you haven't exactly been looking, now have you? I bet you could find someone, didn't that friend of yours want to bring the old man in? You're so useless sometimes...

So only Daniel is bothered about my disappearance, I don't know why you're surprised, I'm not. Now maybe you can play me a little more like my old self, because I don't see why I should waste my time trying to save them from Adria, if this is the thanks I get. My time would be better spent robbing them blind.

Dear Mun, No one I've spoken to has seen Warren. That Buffy girl said she saw him, but he didn't have skin. [Smiles] I think she was mistaking him for someone else. I would very much appreciate it...on my application some more. You're halfway done and you've got the hard part out of the way. Do you think it might be possible for you to find Warren when I get there? He misses me, I just know it.

Evening, miss, Since there seems to be no delicate way to put this, I'll speak candidly: If my internal clock is correct (which it most often is), it's well past Canada Day by now. Twenty-nine days and...stone's throw. Metaphorically speaking, of course. As great men have said, it's always best to avoid head injury whenever possible. Have a good night and thank you kindly, Const. Benton Fraser, RCM

Dear Mun, I am very confused as to where I am! I was looking for Warren and I fought that Buffy girl and then it got dark. And now I'm in your head. I don't want to hurt you feelings, but I'd much rather...when he was away. This concerns me when you say that I can't leave your head. Would you, at least, help me find Warren? What do you mean I wouldn't like him? That's just silly. I love my Warren!

I'll cut straight to the car chase -- a plan would be nice. Also, what do you mean by FTB exactly? You do know I'm about to have sex for the first time in... well it's been a while. Oh... and thank you.

Um, HELLO. HI. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? BUCKETS. ME. BUFFY. OVER HERE. SOMETIME THIS YEAR , PLEASE. I know I'm not as interesting and don't have relationship problems or telepathic powers or anything, but...I GET AT LEAST TEN MINUTES OF ATTENTION? :( Come on, dude, that's not cool. Don't make me put one of these buckets over your door to see if you're a robot. 'Cause... I will. Waiting, Dexte

Ill-met by moonlight, proud mun-person! ...Okay, literary greetings aside, I have a polite request for you. Could I maybe get some more guy friends? I mean it's not that I don't enjoy the company of...with that one) I'm struggling to recall the last time I had a conversation about manly pursuits like... I don't know, fishing. Or power tools. Or drywalling. I need man-time! Is it so much to ask?

It's not really complicated. You adore playing me... for obvious reasons which I'm sure I don't need to list here. I think my magnetic personality, charm and wit speak for themselves and that's without...aswell as Taxon. I'm sure you could keep on top of at least two verses, if not more. Now go and find one that has a Daniel, if I'm going to be trapped somewhere then I'd at least appreciate a good view

Mun, thinking those thoughts aren't going to get you out this funk any faster. Work on the icons for that other redheaded girl. I'm sensing a pattern here. Starting to creep me out a little bit. It'll take your mind of things.