Little brothers are a pain in the ass. Especially the surrogate kind.

He was aware that kicking your brother’s shin during a very complicated game of Wii tennis was probably cheating, but he really didn’t care.

Tonight requires lots of hard liquor and some nasty rough fucking. Party.

A side-effect of my profession—nothing more, nothing less.

The tough choice: Tacos or burritos?

From jerika_cole   If you had me alone, locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you have me do?

Growls and thunks the unit one last time, clear she's not getting any response from it, before slipping it into her pocket and huddling under the blanket more. Muttering to herself. "You'd think I'd be used to this, born in an ice-age and all..."

I'm getting sick of hitch hiking.

I hate to break it to you babe, but us and our taboo relationship is old news.

Your Love is Blue When you love someone, you give your heart entirely to them. You believe love is an unconditional, unselfish act. You don't love half-way. You are "all in" whenever... Because you are so loving and caring, you are incredibly easy to love in return. Your heart is open and ready to be filled. What Color Is Your Love? Work is Hard. Time for Blogthings!