This is just hilarious. Got it from a post on J. Scott Campbell's myspace page .

Title: break down here Author: marcasite / gabesaunt Character/Paring: Sara/Grissom Prompt: geekfiction Food Fight - Animal Crackers, Fluff, Bouillabaisse (though this one didn't...smut but not too bad...) Spoilers: Post- For Warrick and then veers from canon Author's Notes: Thank you to liltoomuch for reading this over. It's angsty so beware. Happy Halloween

I am an adult now.  I do all the dishes, dry them right there then put them away. Some go all out for Snoopy, faeries, ninja turtles or like still hold on to Garfield but like Peter Pan is my ultimate favorite thing.  It's ok Peter, I still love you.  I'm pretty sure seven-year-old Jamie is ok with it too. It hurts so much to be so responsible take responsibility increase responsibleness act responsibly...

Felicia went to the dining room and called the apartment she shared with Alex. She waited for the voice to say, "Yes?" and then began. "It's me. He wants me to call you and get you over here. I told him...things, darling. You should know that by now." "So it isn't true?" he said. She slammed the phone down. "Impossible man!" Steele was in the doorway. "Is he coming?" "Not a chance." said Felicia.

Title : If These Delights Thy Mind May Move Author : azephirin / abi z. Pairing : Sam/OFC Summary : If these delights thy mind may move, / Then live with me and be my Love. Rating : NC...fics , sometime before " He Who Wants a Rose ." Title, cut text, and summary from " The Passionate Shepherd to His Love ," by Christopher Marlowe. ( We will all the pleasures prove.... )

A cast of five black hotties -- Four Hits, One Miss. Starring: Aaliyah Brown, Sierra Lust, Crystal Clear, Sydnee Capri, and Baby Cakes. Nicky Starks bedazzles us with the lovely, juicy assets of...Lust, Sydnee Capri, and Baby Cakes, but completely misses the mark with one fatal casting decision in this 25th entry of juicy ebony pussies and perfectly rounded asses waiting to be worshipped.

100% All Girl Starring: Annabelle, Beauty Dior, Candace Von, Cherokee, Crystal Clear, Delotta Brown, Jessica Allbutt, Menage A. Roz, Miss Suckable, Ms. Panther, Tasha Knight, and Tia Sweets. Director...display of the sensual side of lesbian sex through hot, tasty chocolate and caramel women who have a desire for nothing but sweet pussy and ends this second entry with a spontaneous all-girl orgy.

Title: Dirty Author: ianthe_waiting Rating: MA Disclaimer: The Harry Potter books and their characters are the property of JK Rowling. This is a work of fan-fiction. No infringement is...vision turned as red as the blood she drank and his hips thrust against and into her body. They had made a promise long ago, and soon the promise would be fulfilled in blood and dirt, sex and death.

Director Gregory Mathews works some 'Black Magic' in 'Pop Dat Phat Azz' Starring: Vida Valentine, Skyy Black, Bonita Butterfly, Kandee Lixxx, and Sensious. Black Magic Pictures presents a handful...of carefully selected (and not-so carefully selected) honeys with round, full, and complete asses ready to be wrecked. And it's up to some big-dick brothas to make 'em jiggle, ripple, and bounce.

Title: Unrequited Author: zooey_glass04 Rating: NC 17 Pairing/Characters: Jensen/Sandy Disclaimer: Fun, not profit. Beta: parenthetical rocks my world