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i recently decided to shave my ass crack while taking a shower. i cut the inside of my ass cheeks 6 or 7 times. my ass hurts. it hurts to shit and shower and sometimes walk. i put aloe vera gel on my ass but nothing happened. read these they are so funny also i'm making a layout that looks like that because i like it a lot hi click to see the layout losadukldsjhfs

I was somehow able to thesis that T.S. Eliot deems playing a game of chess with an overbearing woman worse than the fate of a rape victim.  Blech, I am SO done with that asshole.  In fact, I am so done...hop into one of those Roman baths and HAVE SEX IN IT!  Heh, when I'm going through the tour, I'll shout, "You Brits sure know how to clean a pool..."  They are going to hate me, but I will be amused

...telling me it's gonna be allright. and all those nightmares will soon be over. thank you for holding me and letting me go now. the only thing i can say left is i'm glad! ~speechless. anyway, i bid anus goodbye at Kingsford Sydney today! he's probabbly off his way to step into Singapore now and later Indo back later. gggggrrrr. for the first time in my life, i felt so down. i used to go and left...

who loves orange soda.

  Congratulations Oregon State University Beavers!  Props on showing USC what it's like to have someone cornhole you with a broom handle until your anus bleeds. Too much?  Nah.

...me happy, i love wearing one layer, i love that school is pretty much over, and i love that finally i'm not going to have to trek it all over the place but people will come to mine so we can go beach then come back and party at mine, everyone's invited. except you. anus face. i actually just might start properly writing in this thing....BUT I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME! AND I NEVER DO IT! LOLZ!

If you could pick any TV show that has been off the air to come back for one more season, which show would you pick and why? Submitted by idle_kid_city View other answers ...classes but I haven't even seen kari yet. Ridiculous! I see these dumb kids from myspace a million times but not kari once. anywayz, Im off to do something almost as unproductive as this. peace out

...this ripe little piece of information. In lieu of this, dare I say, holiday, I have been doing some asshole research on the web. Don't roll your eyes just yet. It's a very important body part, the anus. Without it, we would be unable to properly secrete waste and therefore die. Look it up on Wikipedia. No really, you should. You might learn something new. Like Sigmund Freud's psychosexual theory...