Title: An Unexpected Exchange Word Count: 464 For: severely_lupine Characters: Severus and Hermione Prompt: Just a normal fic would be nice. I'd like a non-shippy fic with Snape and... Gathering his robes about him, he turned again to depart. “Try not to wallow too much. I can’t stand emotional females,” he snipped, not harshly, and continued on his way back down the corridor

Title: Snaypes And teh Hufflepoof Fayree Word Count: 1529 For: dickgloucester Pairing: SS/HG Prompt: spoken wish for lol!fic/inspired from Dicky's costume from last night. Rating/Warning...big cat-n-mowse game they fell in luv, and there was lots of ust, but it ended in lawts of secks, and the Hufflepoof “fayree” won a huge bet agenst Salazar Slytherin and it was gud. Teh End. X_X

Title: Severus and Hermione Go To Azkatraz Word Count: 3590 For: lynelucas28 Pairing: SS/HG Prompt: "How about HG/SS at Azkatraz?" Rating: PG-13 for language A/N: This is long. It turned... SF is lovely and I’m sure that unlike our heroes you will have a better time and hopefully want to come back. Which isn’t helping the people not going. Basically I hope you liked this. :/

A great silhouette by anonymous_plume  in response to my prompt of "Jones...more Jones. You can never have too many ducks around...wreaking havoc, causing general mayhem and destruction." Ducky...how Jones and James...er...Jamison utilized his parchment. It being so high quality, it had a softer texture and thus made a more comfortable nest. “And to think, I thought they were related.”

I got bored at work (again) and made silhouettes. Jones walks his family. Once again, Jones has irritated Severus Illustration for Fighting Fire With Nudity Illustration for The Duck

Title: The Party at Dinner For: mollyssister Characters: Severus, Hermione, Order of the Phoenix. Rating: NC-17 The Prompt: Severus & Hermione like delayed gratification and toys. That...home. Hermione buried her beet-red face into his chest and gripped his cloak fiercely, her voice muffled in his clothing. “I take it back. I am going to kill you!” -Pop- -----------------

Title: Fighting Fire with Nudity For: Everyone! Characters: Severus, Hermione, OC's, and of course, a duck. Rating: PG-13 The Prompt: Missionaries. Nekkid!Snape. A duck named Jones. Warnings...about the front lawn again,” he called back, grinning. There was a pause, before she answered. “He’s such a good little guard-duck.” Severus smirked to himself. “You have no idea.” ----------

Title: A Series of Lettrz Between Mizz Hermyuhnee Graynjer and Profezzor Sevrus Snaypes For: zauza Characters: Severus, Hermione Rating: PG The Prompt: SS/HG of course, letter's exchange... Hermyuhnee J. Graynjer --------------- AN: I think the lols have nearly fried my brain. The rest of my prompts will be written normally. I hope you've enjoyed these brief stints from reality. X_

Title: TickleFehthr For: miamadwyn Characters: Severus, Hermione, a duck. Rating: somewhere between PG-13 and R The Prompt: "fucking hell," a duck, and smut. Warnings: This is...ain’t got nuthin on me, fool…. And sew dey lived happily ever afters. Teh End A/N: I don't know if I can ever write a lol!fic this long ever again.  If you read this to the end, you're a trooper

Title: Teh Fetish For: barbossabethfan Characters: Severus, Hermione Rating: PG The Prompt: maybe ss/hg. severus discovers hermione has a weird fetish. Warnings: Again, this is done...to Sevrus and runs her hans up hiz chezt] tie me up?? Sevrus: [alredy throwing Hermuhnee ovr hiz sholder] Iz gunna maek yew beg. Hermuhnee: [squee!!] O, btw, do you has blue paint? Teh End