Title: Opposites Attract Author: folkloric_feel   Reader: secret_plasures   Rating: PG-R Summary: A series of twenty vignettes loosely based on the idea of opposites. Each pair of prompts is...everything. Text: Part One and Part Two Audio: Here at Mediafire Reader's Note: I recorded it all as one piece, because the only reason for the two parts was LJ word count restrictions.   

Fic: Delicious Author: folkloric_feel Pairing: Drake/Spencer Rating: R Disclaimer: We're pretty certain Dan Schneider is a secret member of The Backhouse. However, since he's yet to post...else. Mmhmm. Having Drake in the kitchen is enough to drive him insane, he thinks, and so he pulls him in for a kiss, fully prepared to lose every last bit of his sanity as soon as possible.

Fic: Recipe For Fun Author: folkloric_feel Pairing: Drake/Josh/Spencer (sort of) Rating: R Disclaimer: I'm sure Dan Schneider has written threesome!boys fic. I'm sure he has lots and lots of it stashed... He'd just found an even better way to keep himself occupied for the afternoon. He couldn't wait until Spencer and Josh came home. He'd already started cooking up a few recipes for fun of his own

Fic: Messy Author: folkloric_feel Pairing: Drake/Spencer Rating: R Disclaimer: I bet Dan Schneider would like to write smut for the boys. It's just the pesky children's television...fight, clumps of hair stuck together from where Drake's twisted his hands around it and held on tight. He leans up to kiss Spencer, thinking that maybe that shower wouldn't be such a bad idea after all

Fic: Things That Go Bump In The Night Author: folkloric_feel   Pairing/Characters: Drake/Josh/Spencer; Sam, Freddie Rating: PG-13 Warnings: Threesomes, kink, corruption of innocent...thing that the average thirteen year old girl should find highly disturbing. But the only thought that formed in her head as her lips curled into an intrigued smirk was—   So... handcuffs, huh?  

Fic: Things That Go Bump In The Night Author: folkloric_feel Pairing/Characters: Drake/Josh/Spencer; Sam, Freddie Rating: PG-13 Warnings: Threesomes, kink, corruption of innocent little...of thing that the average thirteen year old girl should find highly disturbing. But the only thought that formed in her head as her lips curled into an intrigued smirk was—   So... handcuffs, huh?

Fic: Things That Go Bump In The Night Author: folkloric_feel Pairing/Characters: Drake/Josh/Spencer; Sam, Freddie Rating: PG-13 Warnings: Threesomes, kink, corruption of innocent little...of thing that the average thirteen year old girl should find highly disturbing. But the only thought that formed in her head as her lips curled into an intrigued smirk was—   So... handcuffs, huh?

Fic: Gettin' Ideas Author: folkloric_feel Pairing: Drake/Spencer Rating: PG-13 Disclaimer: Psst… come closer… I've got a secret for you. I'M DAN SCHNEIDER!!! *runs away* Well, not really...look on Drake's face. "Why?" Drake merely gave him a smirk complete with as much trademark Parker mischief as possible, then took off in a sprint toward the stairs, Spencer following right behind him

Fic: Gettin' Ideas Author: folkloric_feel Pairing: Drake/Spencer Rating: PG-13 Disclaimer: Psst… come closer… I've got a secret for you. I'M DAN SCHNEIDER!!! *runs away* Well, not really...look on Drake's face. "Why?" Drake merely gave him a smirk complete with as much trademark Parker mischief as possible and took off in a sprint toward the stairs, Spencer following right behind him

Fic: Gettin' Ideas Author: folkloric_feel Pairing: Drake/Spencer Rating: PG-13 Disclaimer: Psst… come closer… I've got a secret for you. I'M DAN SCHNEIDER!!! *runs away* Well, not really...look on Drake's face. "Why?" Drake merely gave him a smirk complete with as much trademark Parker mischief as possible and took off in a sprint toward the stairs, Spencer following right behind him