...self calmly picked themselves up. “You-shampoo-silky-slick- funny !” Young Link managed to choke out. Marth muttered something that sounded like “ Don’tGiveRoyAnyHints, ” quickly, and flushed. He hurried for the counter to get both Silky and Slick for “his wife.” --- Roy laughed hard when he saw what was in Marth’s bag. He laughed so hard, he almost cried. Marth flushed again. Young Link...

...took the liberty of fainting. Marth immediately jumped up to him. “You killed the poor guy!” Marth yelled, waving his arms for emphasis. “That’s murder!” “We’re video game characters….” Roy replied, confusedly, “We can’t really die… can we?” Before Marth could respond with a sarcastic comment involving the tiara on his head, Link began to stir. “W-what happened?” he mumbled, trying to get up...