BRAIN, STOP IT. We move house in four days and haven't packed yet. This is NOT THE TIME to be telling me to write nothing but creepy Cobb/Eames Eames/Arthur sex cockroach fic. NOT THE TIME *sigh* *scribble*

werewolves: accidental mating for life w/ inappropriate person stigmata crucifixion dungeons werewolves: separated from the pack undercover...cells from each grid. This probably means they wouldn't be valid for either card, but it would be hilarious. In conclusion: werewolves! serial killers! stigmata! It's like they know me or something.

Flist! I have been away from you for so long! I have manflu (in that its chief symptom is the constant emission of a whining, griping sound and assorted oozings and not, alas, in that it causes spontaneous...of The Chills permanently looks like he's just finished burying a hooker, and this makes the band's tweer (twee-er? Is this a word?) songs extremely disturbing. Double Summer, I'm looking at you

You guys, The Postman is on in the background, and you know what? I would totally watch the shaky Paul Greengrass/lingering Steve McQueen remake* of that film, provided it was rewritten by someone who... fic in which Olivia Williams' character is actually Adelle DeWitt after the Dollhouse apocalypse. Stop looking at me like that. *Uh, fella who directed Hunger , not the Great Escape actor.

So, now that Toby Whithouse has finally copped to being an Ultraviolet fan , that Jack Davenport/Aiden Turner fic I've been kicking around is totally legit, right? Right?

Dear internet, Why is there no Jim Kirk/ Richard Sharpe fic? Why does this hypothetical fic not contain angry, angry sex, lost of jingoistic posturing and a side of casual flogging? It would be hilarious smoking hot . Yours in hope, Liz

FAO: Yuletide types. I will be requesting this next year. That is all.

So, I was procrastinating over at theuniverseawaits when it suddenly became apparent that, in order to go on living, I need an office AU in which John Cho is high-powered and coquettish and Karl Urban stands around a lot . Or, if you're in a more whimsical mood, we should talk about the keys the witch left in the wood to confound her children .

So, I still subscribe to the Lady Gaga: cooler on mute school of thought (sorry, sorry, I know, I'm bad), but: 1) you should all rush over to cathybites 's journal 2) you should watch this amazing...(...pretty much literally, if what I remember about NZD is true!)and, as a result, is brilliant without actually being good. ***A You've Got Mail AU is also acceptable. Thank you and good night

And, contrary to what I tweeted hils , I would read the shit out of some Bana/Stig. Come on, you can't tell me you wouldn't. Well, you could. But I probably wouldn't hear you through my tin hat.