My wife and child were away yesterday.  So I found myself with a little time to kill, and decided to go to the movies.  I don't get out much to the theater, so I figured why not.  I chose a movie that...lived it down.  Heck, I'm not sure I forgive myself for this movie yet.  I'm not even sure it's worth watching on cable if you don't have to pay for it. I repeat, don't waste your time with this one

Today was a  more or less unproductive Saturday. I put some more baby stuff away, arranged, shoved, and cleaned the room up a bit. Now, if the  baby was born tomorrow, we would have a place to put her...if they go on too long, but mostly they don't bother me. I also love feeling her feet when they poke out of my belly. Things like that make her seem so much more lifelike... Two weeks to go

As many of you would know, I've long had a fascination with truly awful movies. I seem to be the only one among my group of friends who can appreciate the entertainment value of something like Robot Monster...seeing - but for the good of your mental health, only see it once, and only so you can tell people that you've seen a film that was even more bizarre and amateurish than "Manos": The Hands Of Fate

Turns out Angels in the Outfield isn't nearly as good as I remembered it. I'm writing for the lovely website www.heyallchristians.com today. Topics include "christian web design & hostin" (I assume then...go through the way my boss has said they will, I'll have my rent with no problem. That's a good thing, friends. It's fucking freezing in here but I refuse to shut the windows for no apparent reason

Though it promises to be spectacularly terrible: Ninja Cheerleaders

It was an Odd Night to be sure. I was tempted out of my warm home for a Bad Movie Night at Fey's. This pissed off the BGU to the extremes. Dad was even unimpressed about the situation. Because, of course...- when I told the BGU about the Children Lines, she laughed and said she can't picture me with children. How sad. In all, I really enjoyed myself. And I'm a better person for going. Hoorah!

troll 2 probably one of, if not THE, worst movies i have ever seen. it has NOTHING to do with the movie troll THERE ARE NO TROLLS IN TROLL 2. JUST GOBLINS. badly masked goblins. troll was actually...them is to touch a stonehenge stone and eat a double decker bologna sandwich! there's so much more but i dont feel like talking about it... this movie has to be seen to be believed...  

If I ever see another movie that centers around a creepy little kid with a split personality that never speaks and writes on the wall with red crayon, I will tear off my own right arm, bash myself on...and-Seek movie from my DVD player, half finished, and insert something I can count on. The Producers.       Sincerly, Adolf Elizabeth Hitler.

I actually went out and bought the dvd Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior.  What a mistake that was.  I should have known, being a direct to DVD film that it wasn't going to be all that great.  And since...end of the film. Save yourself some cash and don't go buy this movie.  If you're really curious or like unintentionally campy movies, rent it, or wait for it to show on Sci-Fi.  You just know it will

Having never seen it before, I DVRd the Chronicles of Riddick, as it was on some channel in HD. TNT, I think. Anyway, I watched it last night, and about 1/2 the way through, I blinked a couple of times...is a bad mo'fo who can kill you with... um, a cup? I think he used a cup. I also got from it that no matter how pretty some visuals are, if there's no story? you still end up with a pile of blah