Title: The secrets that he keeps Author: mjls   Pairing : Robin Scherbatsky/Barney Stinson Fandom : How I Met Your Mother Summary : "Get in the car Scherbatsky."   The streets of New York were bustling with people when a car suddenly sped up and slowed down next to her. The door was opened by the driver leaning over and Robin wasn't surprised at all to see Barney sitting there...

Title: Sizzle Author: snogged Disclaimer: Carter Bays and Craig Thomas own How I Met Your Mother . I don’t. Please don’t sue. Pairing: Lily/Barney Word Count: 1022 Rating/Warnings: FRAO/NC-17; adult language, explicit sex Setting: Season 5 - set somewhere in the realm of "Bagpipes" Summary: Lily has the best husband ever. Beta: idioticonion . All other mistakes are mine. A/N: Written...

TITLE: Midnight SUMMARY: He was maddeningly easy to fall in love with, and that was her tragedy. RATING: PG-13 A/N: AU. The gang, Korean soap opera style. You probably thought I abandoned it, but I'M BACK, BABY! Midnight

...    She licks her lips, tosses her hair over her shoulder. "So," she says, fingers curling around her tumbler of scotch, "what's my baggage?" Lily elbows Marshall who leans on the table. Barney shoots him a look. "What," Marshall says, "We're not listening. Go ahead." Barney looks from them to her. "Um, you're a gun nut," he says, rolling his eyes. She sniffs. "That's fair...

Ralph Lauren Black Label Elodie Shearling Cape Catherine Malandrino Pointelle Chain Dress Malini Murjani Gold Mesh Hobo CO-OP Barneys New York Peaked Top Ankle Boots in Brown Sorry about not finding...strange that it's supposedly cold enough for a shearling cape, yet not that cold, since Serena seems to have forgotten her pants (oh, I should mention I'm not a fan of tights and long sweaters, haha)

Title: Please, Please, Please Summary: Ted arrives to break some news to Barney. A bit angsty. Rating/Warnings: PG Word Count: 831 Pairing: Barney/Ted, Ted/Mother Spoilers: None, just general show knowledge. Notes: : I like to write while listening to mood music over and over. This came out of listening to Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want , both the original Smiths version...

Title: Nothing Calculated, Nothing Planned Fandom: How I Met Your Mother Characters/Pairing: Barney/Robin Rating: PG-13 Word Count: ~4,000 Barney is 99% certain that the woman standing at the bar is the one Ted was obsessing over two weeks ago. Same shiny brown hair, same rocking body, same expression that just screams of someone who likes it dirty. That 1% of doubt is only due to the circumstances...

Title: Mug Summary:   Barney gets mugged Written for: yogurtpo3   Rating/Warnings: PG-15, implied violence Word Count: 795 Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM: Barney/Robin Spoilers: Season 5 Zoo or False ( Barney finds his way to the bar by touch alone... )

Title: Crush Summary: Barney smells really good Rating/Warnings: PG-15 Preslash Word Count: 1,226 Fandom/Pairing: HIMYM: Barney/Ted Spoilers: Season 5 Zoo or False. ( You're wearing Marshall 's cologne aren't you? )

Title: Switzerland is Neutral Author: Vera Pairing/Character: Barney/Ted/Robin Word Count: 1,362 Rating: Explicit Summary: Robin must arbitrate the Bro Code or it will all go very wrong. Author's Notes: Inspired by an I Saw Three Ships ficathon prompt. Switzerland is Neutral