Glory to the Motherhouse .

Lying. Will never become independent. Union with brother, marriage --never independence. Never leaving brother's side. Independence is merely child fantasies.

Communisty. Can spy with little eye is silly thing to say, eyes are not that small something beginning with "B". Guess.

4th of July today. Very important date. Communisty knows why, Да? Was day that brother bought vodka last year. Very special.

Brother is no longer in box. What has box done with brother. ... Strange box is useless without having brother.

For the communisty. Communism comes with free bottle of vodka. Capitalism comes with free knife through the throat. ... And free marriage for brother.

...marks scratches down the walls and doors. It pretty much looks like a cyclone tore through the room. Standing in the middle of the room and shredding an American flag methodically with a knife is Belarus, and she looks inexpressibly furious , muttering in rapid, incoherent Belarusian. The community catches little snippets of things - "filthy capitalist", "bastard duck community" - but the most...

Community. [Belarus might not be smiling, but she looks happy. Protip: right now, this is bad.] All are invited to wedding. Filthy capitalist wedding. Beautiful union of America and Belarus. Marriage of love. [And in the background, you can probably see America. His hands are bound with the ribbon from her hair, and his legs are tied with the ribbon from her dress. He looks pretty terrified...

Look, I know some of you seem pretty nice and all but I doubt that America's going to "marry" one of the damn countries controlled by Moscow. I'm not a die hard patriot or anything but I sort of doubt that we're going to let a small-time communist nation become a state. Just so you know.

... Was thinking. About Амэрыка. America. Likes English, Да? ... Should get married. America. America. Let's get married married married married married married married married married... married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married married