After the vice presidential debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh made the following observation: "Has he done something to his eyebrows?  I thought I was looking at a Klingon last night.  I hate to make these kinds of observations, but I couldn't help it.  There's something different. It's either that or his makeup artist was a ChiCom (Chinese Communist)." Rush then posted...

I've been remiss in my political postings, and with five days left until Election Day, I'm running out of time for my partisan politics. On Nov. 4th, we vote, and on Nov. 5th, hopefully, we all come...get a free chicken tenders something, but hey, free food is free food. If they're in your neighborhood, check them out. I don't know anything about the offer other than what I read on the sign.

Arizona is now TIED, my friends. TIED. This is the state that has sent John McCain to the Senate for many, many years. It's where he lives (well, where one of his seven houses lives). McCain's spokesperson... phone bankers (you call from your own home and they supply the numbers and script). They also need door-to-door canvassers and other volunteers: http://barackobama.com FIVE MORE FULL DAYS.

I plan to make more fun of Obama and less fun of Palin in the future. I started this blog with the intention of staying bipartisan, and although I have poked gentle fun at both candidates, I have not said nearly enough against Obama. So, that's what I'm going to do tomorrow.  I just need to think up some anti-Obama plotlines, as opposed to the anti-McCain and anti-Palin ones I used today.

...conservative economists see through the McCain lies and have stated that Obama’s economic plan is better. No one is buying the McCain created fear that Obama is too inexperienced. McCain’s distortion of Biden’s comments falls flat. This country has already had a young inexperienced president – John F. Kennedy – who was tested. That young, inexperienced president past that test and beat the Soviet Union...

Today is Wednesday, meaning that in less than a week, I and millions like me will choose the next President of the United States. Up until today, I have not fully endorsed a candidate and have remained...and their children. I will be voting for Sen. Obama because he represents the change needed in Washington and will put our country back on the path to progress and commitment to the future. 

"Are you joking? Is this a joke? Is that a real question?" This just cracked me up… I love Biden. He's freaking hilarious. He's intelligent, knows what he's doing, and is an affable guy the whole time. Compared to Cheney, Biden is the Mother Theresa of humor. And I'll be the first to say that I was wrong about this guy. At first, I totally did not think he was going to be a good pick...

From the telegraph.co.uk : Sarah Palin, Barack Obama, John McCain, and Joe Biden have been made into cabbage patch dolls for a charity sale on eBay. "These four folks in particular seemed like the perfect candidates, if you will, to become one-of-a-kind Cabbage Patch Kids," said a spokeswoman for Jakks Pacific, which manufactures the dolls. "We've had a great history with making celebrity look...