Cutting it close again(in more ways than one). I'm sorry about that Cow_Demon. I certainly did plan on having this posted much sooner. But, well, you know. I couldn't figure out exactly what I wanted...I just ran with that. I do hope you like it. At some point I may color it, though I like it the way it is now. NSFW because of where the image cuts off. lol Omnomnomnom... Nekkid Death Knight.
Ironic of me to say that but meh. I like Steamwheedle Horde-side, its quiet but I prefer to stick to the one realm I have my buddies on. The public Rp is lacking, and Wayfarer's just has the same old...crazy lorelol that managed to impregnate his undead wife and turn into flies or something 'cause he was a Quiraji general. Why would a bunch of giant racist ants let some smelly guy lead them?
The first 2/3 of this novella were pretty standard "he's dead, but looks alive and is totally hot...also, he's a high elf" Belf DK standard schlock. Boiler plate stu. The last paragraph, however, made me laugh:
ATTENTION: EXTREMELY URGENT NEWS REGARDING ts_looney ! Hello all, This is Officer Sanders with a very VERY important update regarding the ts_looney Child Porn situation. This message... If you have any additional information, please write to the precinct # 32 immediately. Thanks again to melody_dossiter for this important update. God Bless, Officer Sanders, Precinct 32
ATTENTION: EXTREMELY URGENT NEWS REGARDING ts_looney ! Hello all, This is Officer Sanders with a very VERY important update regarding the ts_looney Child Porn situation. This message... If you have any additional information, please write to the precinct # 32 immediately. Thanks again to melody_dossiter for this important update. God Bless, Officer Sanders, Precinct 32
We were just sitting around RPing when this guy walked up to us and proceeded to tell us his whole life story. He then proceeded to tell us about how he had led an army in a war against icecrown. An army of thousands of blood elves, trolls and forsaken against the lich king 100 years ago. For some reason he had no idea why we called him crazy.
So, when I joined this community a month or two ago, I actually did read the glossary. And I noticed this definition: White on White: A female Night Elf with white hair and white skin. That’s white,...I post it here and ask for constructive criticism? Or is it strictly real Sues that can be posted here? ~ Tig PS: There's no tags for half-trolls, overdone piercings, or lesbians? /sadface ~ Ti
It's just like Sylvannas, if Sylvannas were a level 59 Blood Elf Death Knight who hung around in Silvermoon. Also, she's a banshee, not a Death Knight. Get it right, people! Edit, since I'm on a...here: Seriously, is banshee the new and awesome thing to do with female Blood Elves? Extra fun can be noted with this one: The character is a Blood Elf Priest, only undead and a banshee.
Definitive proof that anyone who hangs around Alithen absorbs his suck and makes it their own. Complete with maddening stare, black and white eyes, and standard issue elven perfect singing voice...just annoying balls of light who go HEY! LISTEN! every three seconds. ... Wait, what? I always like to end it with one that made me smile. Finally, a warlock with a goal that I can get behind!
While not really role play involved in the slightest, still pretty facepalm worthy . To summarize the article it says a kid of 18 years says he's going to hijack a plane. Blizzard calls the fuzz, his computer gets taken away and people question his sanity. The bottom line of article itself? " Ten bucks says he was a Blood Elf Death Knight. " Thank you John Funk providing for Comediac Gold.
