Title : Distractions Author :  notasmuch   Pairing : Bob/Patrick Word Count : 1200ish Rating : NC-17 Summary : Patrick is hot when he thinks he's dangerous.   Bob is ashamed of himself. He is, really. They are in the middle of the kitchen in broad daylight and Patrick seems to be honestly angry, shouting at him not to be a passive-aggressive asshole and just say what's...

Okay, um... Hey there, Barge. My name is Harry Lockhart. I'm the new warden- a new warden, not the . The new warden makes it sound like there's only one, and I'm like, in charge of the whole thing...he looks like he's been dipped in cheeto dust. Not that I'm um, bitter or anything. So, Harry Lockhart, warden... moving on... Don't suppose anyone knows where I can get some fucking cigarettes

...upset, Noah was upset, Luke said he wanted Noah to get everything that he needed but he wasn't going to stick around and watch it happen. Luke left Al's, and that's when we come into Reid's story. Bob is in the middle of telling Reid that he's been suspended because of an investigation that Mr. Judd has started on Reid's case with the little girl Annie, and Reid's giving Bob and Kim an earful about...

Title : Weight of My Scars Author : Rosie saekokato Fandom : Bandom AU (MCR, FOB, Panic, mentions of The Used, Cobra Starship) Pairings : Bob/Frank, Gerard/Pete, Mikey/Alicia, Patrick/Ray, Andy/Joe, Jon/Ryan, Spencer/Brendon Word Count : 11,525 Disclaimer : I don’t own or know anyone. Summary : “Dude. You have to marry a guy you’ve just met because your best friends signed you up...

Part 1 |-| “Bobert!” Joe exclaims when he opens the door. “Get your ass in here!” He doesn’t wait for Bob to comply before he’s grabbing Bob by the arm and yanking him into the apartment. “What’s the big emergency?” Bob asks as he kicks off his shoes and sets his bag down. Andy has issues with people wearing outdoor shoes indoors; Joe likes to rile him up by wearing slippers that look exactly...

Title: Fighting To Survive (More Dead But More Alive) Author: sharpisignature   Rating: R, for violence and sexual content Summary: For an  anon_lovefest   prompt: Bob/Spencer. Spencer runs away from his abusive home and gets picked up by truck driver Bob. Disclaimer: Never Happened. I don’t own anyone… or even the idea for this story, what the fuck? Title is from a Dashboard...

...of me. For the time being it is dead. You have managed to turn me into a negative person. Everybody who is close to me can tell, I HATE MY JOB. I used to absolutely adore my job. I mean, come on, its Bob’s freaking Big Boy. It is quite possibly more American than baseball and apple pie’s love child. I reveled in the opportunity I had to work for BBB. I would brag to my friends, family, classmates and...

Title : You Don't Need To Say You're Sorry Author :  sharpisignature    Pairing (s) : Bob/Spencer, (side pairing)Jon/Ryan, (tiny tiny mention of) Patrick/Pete Rating : Pg-13 Warning(s) : Umm. Swearing? Summary : So... this is my made up thought as to why Bob left MCR. Sorry, it's not the SUPER BAND fic. Read if this pairing strikes your fancy. Or if you like me. Or, if you're bored...

...:-P Anyway, deep breaths, deep breaths. Sorry for assaulting you all like that. I try to keep my recaps positive and fun, I really do. But sometimes I just wanna KILL. THIS. SHOW. :-D Okay, so. Luke, Bob, and Kim spring Reid from his custody hearing and now he's footloose and fancy free. He's taking Noah with him to Dallas to operate. There was actually a really great scene with Luke and Reid (two...

Bob's Red Mill Polenta: Ok, haven't actually made polenta from it, but have used it to make hot cereal (grits!) which have been pretty good! Z definitely likes it with some *butter and honey/brown sugar on top, L likes it just with *butter. I find it nice and creamy yet thick and almost chewy (Yay lumps! I'm a lump luver!) , pretty yellow color. (*by butter, I mean earth balance margarine, of course...