Uh. So you know how your parents always told you not to lick a flagpole in the winter time because your tongue would stick? Apparently they were right. Who knew?

Don't get me wrong, I love summer and all that, but sometimes it's just too hot out here in the city. I've been baking , I swear. So, uh... [He switches to video and turns the camera onto a homemade skating rink in the middle of the park.] Anyone wanna come and chill out with me?

[all of this is muttered under his breath as he tries to figure out the comm. He's obviously managed to hit the voice recorder button.] Okay Bobby, deeeeeep breaths. You're not freaking out. You're...I scream at you to get off my goddamn lawn. And anyway, I'm not that old... [ooc: I'm going to be really slow tonight, but I will do my best to keep up with the threads, so bear with me ♥]