I want to get my uterus removed so I don't have to deal with this nonsense. If it's possible to die from period-related blood loss, I recommend you start writing eulogies and buying black dress clothes...I was still there, chillaxin' with Courtney, rather than here waiting to die from blood loss while my mom insists on my eating red meat and split pea soup, lest I pass out from lack of iron. Blarg