...web this morning: Clockwork Orange Creamcicle Vegan Lip Balmlol... what?!?!? That is wrong on so many levels. I love women; there's nothing we can't channel into cosmetics. I kind of like BUSTmagazine, so I'm not *really* ragging on them, but their store (or "Boobtique," as they call it,) cracks me up. In fact, the whole "girl power!" thing cracks me up in general. The language of the...
5:24 p.m., sunday. i should be doing my homework for tuesday because i know how much i'm going to have this week. it's always too much. the same year i don't have study hall, i get a job. i like having...calories. weight: 105 measurements: 28.25.34 hip=way too big. how can i lose my hips? i need tips, please! i've lost 5 pounds in a week. 3.5 pounds in 2 days. i feel pretty great about that.
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...butter into a pot to melt. 3. Whisk in a couple of smidgens of flour, stir for a minute, then add milk, and bring to a simmer. 4. Stir in 2 heaping handfuls of grated cheddar cheese until melted. 5. Mix the rigatoni and cheese sauce, then pour into a buttered baking dish. 6. Top with another handful of grated cheddar, and bake until the top is crusty. source: Bust Dec/Jan 2008 (Beth Ditto)
...are all great. 2. You want the cheese extra cold, so chill till you're ready, then cut the log into half-inch-thick slices. 3. Coat cheese rounds in nuts, then lay on plastic wrap and refrigerate. 4. When ready to serve, heat up a drizzle of olive oil in a medium-hot skillet, drop in cheese rounds, and sear on each side, just till the nuts are brown. source: Bust April/May 2008 (Men We Love)
TWO-SECOND ASIAN DRESSING 1. Mix a shot of soy sauce, a shot of rice wine vinegar, and a god drizzle of sesame oil. 2. Slowly whisk in a shot of olive oil. GREEK SALAD DRESSING 1. Mix a couple of shots of fresh lemon juice with twice as much olive oil . 2. Next, mix in a nice pinch each of salt, fresh ground pepper, and fresh chopped oregano. source: Bust April/May 2008 (Men We Love)
INGREDIENTS olive oil vinegarbaby spinach baby arugula baby romaine DIRECTIONS 1. Toss leaves in oil first (use just enough to cover the leaves). 2. Then toss in the vinegar (about half the amount of oil, more or less to taste). source: Bust April/May 2008 (Men We Love)
...my reserved copy of the new Nightmare Before Christmas DVD. I had reserved it a few months ago, but I thought I was only reserving the DVD. Turns out I had also reserved the Jack Skellingtonbust and wasn't informed until they just called me to tell me the price. Something in the neighborhood of $170. Wow, I didn't sign up for that. The lady working there simply told me that the DVD will be...