Okay, it's obviously a carrot, but wtf is coming out of it? Is that a ghost or an earless demon-possessed rabbit? This is sooooooo confusing and is exactly the reason if you make a cake out of cupcakes I should be allowed to shoot you in your fucking face. It's for your own good.

You know, whenever I think of Ireland, glossy,soggy corn pops are the first things that come to mind.

I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off Oscar the Grouch's head and stick it in a jar as a warning to the next ten generations that some cake wrecks come with too high a price. I want to look up into his lifeless eyes, and wave like this. *waves*. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

Have I mentioned here how much I love Cakewrecks? "When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong." Check out the holiday cakes they've posted. The "fireplace" cake actually has "Fireplace" written behind it, because otherwise you wouldn't have a CLUE what that orange, yellow, and black triangle is supposed to be. Seriously. Also, do not go to Why Women Hate Men until Weasel puts up a...

Cake or death, you ask? Now you can have both! Courtesy of Cakewrecks ( http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com ), I bring you this Izzard-esque cake snafu. Now you've heard of mishearing things, but when a customer orders a cake for "Death and Libby" you should check that it's "Death" and not "Beth" they have birthday wishes for. I think I picked this an an excuse to use my "WE ARE GOING TO DIE :(" icon...