THE RAGE (2007) Screen Media ~ Unrated ~ 16x9 Widescreen Signs that your fishing trip is becoming a disaster: #1 ... when the pot smoking slut nuzzles the boyfriend of a friend. #2 ... hitting...with his ... rage. 90 minutes of hoarse hysteria, eye-widening action and splattery f/x extravaganza. All this is goofy no doubt, but also tons of fun. Thoughtless mayhem highly recommended. FUN: 95%

В московском офисе одной американской компании работает изобретатель сыра с вкусом человеческого мяса - HuFu p.s. самое интересное - не известно точно, существует ли такой сыр на самом деле. Его изобретатель...авторский патент и наплодил рекламы, подобной этому ролику. Как он сам рассказывает, рекламная шумиха вокруг этого сыра позволила ему заработать на сувенирах, майках и пр. около 50 тыс. долларов.

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  From Land of Mansions to Ghetto’s Edge Home being just inside the boundary On the wrong side of the park Sparrows picking at the chicken bones Left in the street Street wise cannibals Consuming their own kind While in the suburbs their cousins Bathe in stone baths on pedestals And eat the finest of seeds It’s only a matter of miles But a lifestyle away   ©...

NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIES II (1981) a.k.a. NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIES a.k.a. NIGHT OF THE WEHRMACHT ZOMBIES a.k.a. THE CHILLING Prism (VHS) ~ Rated R ~ Fullscreen Amerikaner Nick Monroe ist on a scientific...slitting, gun shooting in Munich's streets, the feeling of watching porn without porn and really crappy acting. Los geht's! CHEESE/UNINTENTIONAL HUMOR: 2/5 SEX/NUDITY: 1/5 GORE/VIOLENCE: 1.5/5

...more than human Native Americans when they were first beginning to pitch tepees. Autobot primitives, who happened to be at war with an equally primitive tribe, the Decepticons. Who happened to be... cannibals.  3. Here at the Autobot Asylum for the Criminally Insane, no one who gets in can get out. It is placed on an island surrounded by dangerously stormy sub-zero water, over a hundred miles from...

CANNIBALS (1980) Blue Underground ~ Not Rated ~ 16x9 Widescreen CHOMP! Tropical disease expert Dr. Jeremy Taylor (Al Cliver), his wife and their daughter Lena are on a mission in the jungle. Cannibals enter their boat though, and the good Doctor loses his wife, Lena and his left arm. CHEW! Nine years later the one armed Doc gathers a group of amateurs to join him on an expedition to...

BLOOD MASSACRE (1991) Mill Creek ~ Not Rated ~ Fullscreen Do not mess with Charlie Rizzo. He has a violent streak. Once Charlie was kicked out of a bar by a bouncer he returned to strangle him...humor, dazzling b-effects paired with craptastic acting and action. A bad cinema lovers dream come true. Get it, watch it, love it. CHEESE/UNINTENTIONAL HUMOR: 4/5 SEX/NUDITY: 2/5 GORE/VIOLENCE: 4/5

It's true.  The other night, I swear on my life that I had a dream about the Monkees taken captive by cannibal pirates.  The head -pirate-dude ate Mike whole.  Scariest. Thing. Ever.  Things only got worse...logic.   Nothing makes any bleeding sense.  But now I've learned my lesson...never read a pirate-related Monkees fanfiction before you go to bed.  This WILL happen to you.  Consider yourself warned