Title : The Unfortunate Sex Dream Solution Fandom : The Middleman Timeline : The Vampiric Puppet Lamentation Rating : PG-13 Word Count : 768 Characters/Pairings : Wendy/Lacey Summary : Lacey needs...” “ Yes. ” Wendy backed up as Lacey cleared everything off the breakfast nook’s table and, in a very considerate kind of way, threw her onto it. “But after, do you want to experiment with charcoal?”

Title : The Gender-Bender Make-Out Session Fandom : The Middleman Rating : PG-13 Word Count : 1,480 Timeline : Spoilers for Season 1, Episode 8: The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation. Characters/Pairings...knowledge of… my… Wonder Woman…” “Then I could be, like… Alfred?” “Cybernetic organism stuck in the appearance of a middle-aged schoolmarm.” “…Commissioner Gordon?” “…could you get a red telephone?”