[N'sync/BSB] [Chris/Nick/AJ] [PG...ish?] This was written when we tested out the MTYG system, and in her request, ephemera asked for talking animals, spaceships, and pirates, if I could wrangle..." he says, accusatorily. AJ looks up at that with a smirk. "So is that offer still on the table or what?" So an Army Man and a Space Pirate have sex with a Penguin-- Merry Christmas!

[American Idol] [David Archuleta/David Cook] [G] So the best way to de-stress is to write a chapter of the story you are madly in love with, right? This part was supposed to be about twice this, but real...shirt. It's - he smells really good, a mixture of cinnamon and spice. "Okay," Cook repeats, and when he lets David go, he's smiling again. "C'mon. I have a plane to catch and a wedding to crash.

[American Idol] [David Archuleta/David Cook] [G] So there's this story , right? You've probably heard of it if you're into CWRPS. It's based on the movie the Wedding Date , and it's only one of my most...knock on his door. "Oh," he says, when it finally comes and he goes to answer it. Because David may not have had any idea what to expect, but David Cook is quite possibly the furthest thing from it

Title: Three Little Months Author: dwellondreams Characters/Pairing: E/B. All the other canon pairings. Rating: R Category: Romance/Humor Spoilers: None, it's AU. Summary: Edward Cullen...not expecting the beautiful girl next door. But can he trust her? After he's already been hurt once? And how much can three little months really change? AU All Human. Link : Chapter 1 ~ Chapter 11

Title: The Physics Of Falling (In Love) Author: papered Fandom: Super Junior Characters/Pairings: Hangeng, Sihan Rating: PG-13 Word Count: 510 Notes: Written with Yang Yu Ying's...out, it'll be all of that and more (because Siwon will be there, and that's enough). He's happy like this.) + Feedback would be greatly appreciated. + Like what you've read? Please friend!

Author: i_am_girlfriday Characters/Pairing: Jasper/Bella, Jacob/OFC, Bella/Edward, Rosalie/Emmett, Jasper/Alice Category: Crack!fic, AU, Fluff, Comedy Rating: PG-13 Warnings: Unbetaed Spoilers: Through Eclipse Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer can keep them. ( link to my journal )

A fic rec! I hope you all enjoy this as much as I did! Title: Vampire Pretty Author: kerosinkanister Characters/Pairing: Edward/Bella, various unrequited, and an all star Harry Potter cast...his f-listers. Spoilers: Very basic premises of both Twilight and Harry Potter Summary: LOLZ what happens when EDward and Bella go to Hogwart's. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Title: Seducing Ms Swan Summary: Post-New Moon AU. Bella never jumped, Alice never had her vision and Edward never came back. Six years later, Bella is struggling to make a new life for herself... Obviously, it's kind of different seeing as Edward is actually 100+ years old, but if the idea bothers you, please don't read . Chapter: (10i/?) Chapter Ten (Part One) Chapter Archive

Title: Three Little Months Author: dwellondreams Characters/Pairing: E/B. All the other canon pairings. Rating: R Category: Romance/Humor Spoilers: None, it's AU. Summary: Edward Cullen...not expecting the beautiful girl next door. But can he trust her? After he's already been hurt once? And how much can three little months really change? AU All Human. Link : Chapter 1 ~ Chapter 11