...dead and ugly dykes join pretty dykes online communities (Reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Megan goes clothes shopping and the people light themselves on fire when they see her wearing the jeans and shirts lol fucking comical, just like 'Girl Interrupted' lmao). Because sharing is caring bitches, put it on your blog: http://img402.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nulrclmao1qj5.jpg
Ok. So the strangest thing happened yesterday as I was getting ready to go to a 7:15 dr appt. I was putting water in the fridge and watching Grissom be psycho, when I hear frantic pounding on the door... a wee bit dazed by the meeting I head in and finish getting ready to go. Strange right? I felt like it was something you'd see on a sitcom! I guess thiings that you see on tv actually CAN happen..
... "Who is that old woman!" she thought to herself, and then reality rushed back on her. Now being that my great grandmother was not one for dramatics or depression, she looked on the whole incident as comical. She was still chuckling about it when she came out. She conveyed again how truly surprised she was to see that old woman in the mirror. "You just don't change," she said to me, "It's the darndest...
Ladies and Gentlemen, in the spirit of all the politics that have been in the news lately, I would like to share with you where your taxdollars are going. They are, in fact, going to pay the FBI and...my e-mail. Just in case you stressed out about getting your taxes done by April 15th, now you know why it is so important - we had to pay people to read my blog! Hope you enjoyed it!
Eagles Fan: “I’ve Wasted My Life” April 9 th , 2008 Written by half n half Frank O’Malley, a 54 year old Philadelphia Eagles fan, has finally had enough. “Both of my parents were Eagle fans their...sandwiches,” reported expert NFL analyst Howie Yale. Is Jerry Jones' delicious ranch sauce all that stands in the way? Stay tuned as trade talks may heat up once Texadelphia opens at 11:00 AM
Jerry Jones: “Top 5 Very Possible” April 8 th , 2008 Written by half n half The Darren McFadden rumor has been flying around for months now. Rumor has it the Cowboys will package two first round picks... Andale! Arriba! Arriba!" a sign that he wants this deal done as soon as possible. T.O. had only a couple of words to say, “Getcha popcorn ready.” The other 30 teams were not available to comment
So yesterday i was running errands around town and shopping with my mom. I needed a new pair of winter boots, as I have been going without for far too long and the only place I trust for durable boots...laugh as I thanked him profusely. Score. My mom and I waved to them as we drove away, happily and yet highly amused at the absurdity of the whole situation. But seriously, when does this ever happen?
Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Wednesday I put money in lady_caterina 's expired parking meter (14 points) . In October I bought porn for katayoku_tenshi... naughty (-4911 points) . For Christmas I deserve a spanking ! Sincerely, gambler_of_luck Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username: *snicker* This is quite humorous..
