1. For the first couple weeks I really enjoyed Shaq's Fat Camp (or whatever it's called). You know, the ABC show in which Shaquille O'Neal attempts to conquer the scourge of childhood obesity through... I have now read so much Doctor Who meta and wankery that I have reached a transcendent state of neutrality in which I am INCAPABLE OF HAVING OPINIONS ABOUT DOCTOR WHO . This comes as a huge relief