The upcoming Harvest Moon has the CUTEST COW. (Check out the cows on parade on the main page!) I had to have it on my desktop somehow so I made this boring wallpaper out of boredom:

8 ounces sour cream 3 tablespoons Dijon mustard 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 2 pounds boneless sirloin steak, cut into...sour cream mixture. Cook uncovered, 1 minute, or until heated (do not boil). Stir in parsley, if desired. 4. Serve over egg noodles. *** Nice, basic stroganoff recipe. I love this stuff on a cold day

...to provoke me or something.  Whatever.  I just smiled, turned around, and walked back into the kitchen. About 20 minutes later, and after refreshing all the food on the buffet, I went out to the cow's table, where she was pigging out with two of her cow friends.  I asked the fat-fuck if everything was OK.  She replied, "Yeah, now it is.  But it seems like whenever Mark [the owner of the restaurant...

Is is just me, or is Joe Biden an older version of Steven Segal with short hair?  I mean, really? And McCain could be the Sith Lord and Obama could be the older teenage version of Anakin Skywalker. So...all know, Joe Biden IS an Aikido expert, so...... So who do you vote for? Yoda.  A black, female Yoda.  Yeah.  That'd save the day. I wonder what ever happened to that Ross Perot guy. -w0

see more pwn and owned pictures Part of me goes 'aww, poor cow' and the rest of me goes 'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAA!'

"A 32-year-old woman was sentenced to a month in the Middletown Jail Monday after she was arrested and charged with chasing children, blocking traffic and yelling at police - all while wearing a cow costume." Click here for article, with pic!

Bad number >.

This has been such a nice weekend. Tuesday was mine and Mark's 5 year anniversary. Jeez. Where has the time gone? I can't even believe it. Unfortunately he had to work and I had to study for school,...that brain of his. He knows things that I couldn't even touch on. We then went and walked down the pier and sat on one of the benches furthering our discussion. Overall we had such a great night.

hey all. I have an art project and I'm not sure which I like better for my final copy. Please help, guys! Reply with A if you like the top one better, and reply with B if you like the bottom one better! thanks guys!

...I'm sure even I can come up with more than 29 questions. In fact I will do so now. 1) What is your name and what does it mean? 2) what is your favourite colour? 3) What would you do if you saw a cow with no legs. Okay thinking up questions is harder than it sounds. I don't know what I'd do if I saw a cow with no legs. I'd probably build it some kind of harness with wheels on it. It'd be the fastest...