Oh, Nebraska, your crack weather never ceases to amaze me. Yesterday started out nice and sunny. A little on the cooler side, but nothing terrible. It was far worse in the classrooms and I should have...to stay, though, and I think we're staying in the upper seventies and eighties for the rest of the week. ...Uh, Nebraska? It's September. I thought you were supposed to be cooling down by now. D

Why is it snowing? Why? This was not in today's forecast. WTF, screw you Nebraska. Screw you and your insane weather! If we get a snow day tomorrow, I don't have class anyway. IT WON'T BE FAIR. What good is a snow day that I can't share in?! ...It's like a frickin' blizzard out there. No wonder I'm freezing my butt off in this room.

...This is it, Nebraska? A nice layer of ice on everything? And rain expected for the rest of the day? I'm disappointed in you. You and the meteorologists. I wanted a storm. The storm they were warning... My brain is apparently sacrificing much of its sensical cognitive function, though for what ends I do not know. Self-preservation is surely is not. In a word, ladies and gentlemen, I am screwed.

Screw you, Nebraska weather. Screw. You. It was 70+ here on Monday. MONDAY. Now, not two days later, it's snowing. Snowing, and sticking to the ground. I love this state. Only not really.

Okay, Nebraska Weather? I hate you. I said I wanted a nice powerful storm - with thunder and lightning and maybe a blackout from a blown transformer or something. I did NOT say "THROW ME SOME TORNADOES TOO, PLZ." So, Wall-Cloud? Go away. And plz to be not destroying my home OR my car. Thanks.