Don't you just love how television can become like a mirror of your life...? E.g.; Dr Jack Hodgins: "What? I clicked on a pop-up and I got caught in a porn-ado!" Bones , Ep 2.13 "The Girl in the Gator" *gigglesnort* *hugs flist*  Love you! Miss you!

Never EVER in the future happenings of EVER AGAIN leave it so long between LJ-ings... Oh. Dear. God. So much flist-ing to do it makes my brain squeal and do little circles on it's back like a freshly Raid-ed cockroach... *whimpers*

My bird's breath smells like bird seed.   (Yes, it really does.) Thankyou. That is all.

1. I did something insanely clever the other day.  I knocked myself out.  And it hurt .  Seriously. I need to give myself a medal for awesomeness or something. I was getting some stuff out of the... 5. *giggles* 6. Who needs enemies with friends like these...? *giggles more* That's enough from me.  Peace, out.  *big smooshy hugs*

Pre-amazing day: have outrageously kinky and fantastically acrobatic sex with gorgeous wonderful attentive boyfriends that are totally and utterly overjoyed to see you when you unexpectedly turn up...birdie. 21. Return to bed and bake for approx. 8 hours. (with happy dreams about footballers strutting in undies and socks al la Tom Cruise in Risky Business.) Thankyou. That is all. *hugs flist

 And now I'm twice as PISSED OFF because my USLESS fucking Internet connection shit itself and deleted all my entry. I'm renaming Bigpond . Seriously. It's now known as BigpuddleoffuckingSHIT .... doit. *cough* Bananahammock. *blinks* That is all. 'kaythanksbye. *dies in the corner*