... we would surely die.” “You will not die! If you drink of the energon that was forbidden to you, your optics will be opened, and you will become like the Autobots, knowing all the traditions of Cybertron.” 5. Optimus & Megatron start acting like the Weasley Twins. 6. Art. Someone with a Mohawk. 7. Everyone on the Ark and/or in the ‘Con base is an...
...is on the run from Sunstreaker after a good deed went terribly wrong… The problem? Bumblebee was the PERFECT waxer and buffer. 38. Movieverse / 2007: Those who made it to Earth are the LAST of Cybertron. Yet the Allspark is not quite dead and as brand new (But Canon) transformers start turning up, it is realised that it still exists somewhere on Earth. 39. Movieverse / 2007: Barricade takes...
"You're kidding, right?" After having been informed of his "volunteering" to make Daniel Witwicky a costume—and not just any costume; a costume designed to look like Autobot leader Rodimus Prime—this...like several minutes and was finally broken by Daniel tugging at Spike's shirt. "C'mon dad! Let's go! We're going to miss the parade! And the schnitzel!" "Oh, God, why did it have to be lederhosen?
... And the way he kissed me, I felt like I was going to melt ! *dreamy sigh* Autobot: *horrified* ‘Melt’?! 12. Primus dies (or fakes his death) and bequeaths his dead body (Cybertron) to both Optimus and Megatron, to be shared in joint custody. Of course, he can’t just trust them to do this in honor of his memory; so before he dies/fakes his death, he bestows some of his...
Shortpacked!: Impotentliberal rage! So last week while Graham was taking his driving test (he passed!), I was next door checking out the Big Lots. They always have great knockoffs , and sweet...to be named Optimus Prime.) The remaining torso piece is Stumpor. The combined mode won't fit into my display case, but I'll figure something out. Transformers Wiki link of the day: Backstop
... Miles dog has been Dog-napped! Now the Autobots have been conscripted in finding the big mutt. (Just in case anyone didn’t notice in the movie Miles was washing a very big dog.) OR 21. Those from Cybertron were not the first aliens to land on Earth and hide. There was also a shape shifting race that landed prior. This psychic species foresaw the battle of Mission City so secreted themselves into...
... Starscream and Skyfire were deliberately allowed to travel to Earth, thinking that it was a scientific expedition. it was really an excuse to rid Cybertron of their scientific genius before one faction or the other could get them under their control. A. Hidden agents followed the two and chased them into the storm. B. The agents were...
1. Cybertron has two politicical parties: the Primes and the Lords. Optimus (of the Prime party) and Megatron (of the Lord party) are running against each other. 2. Quote from The Dilbert Principle by Scott Adams: “To the engineer, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories: (1) things that need to be fixed, and (2) things that will need to be fixed...
... Megatron, being a gun-former, finds out that all this time he’s been fighting with his ‘safety’ on. 9. Most of the Seekers had never seen clouds before – Cybertron hadn’t really had any. Starscream, however, remembered them from the last time he’d been to this planet. As the others investigate (read: play), he can’t bring himself to do anything more than...
I don't know what I was smoking either. If you don't get it, that's why. :/ Too long for comments so it gets an entry of its own. Fuck yeah. God, I'm tired. Metroplex/Slingshot - all I ever wanted was... Pulling the drone tight against him he settles them both more comfortably and shuts down his optics. "Why don't you sing me something different tonight...?" The citymech laughs softly and complies
