CLEAR THINKING ON A CLOUDY DAY While shopping in a jewelry store, philosophy professor Mortimer Adler was asked by the store owner, "What do you do, Mr. Adler?" "I'm a philosopher," Adler replied. "No," the jeweler corrected, "I meant, what do you do for a living?"
i am not being around a lot for today i feeel bad and my stommach hurts really really bad i think i ate too much donots but i couldnt help it and i really thought they look d good owwie i am going to go lay down does anyone know how to make this feel better because it hurts bad i am not eating donuts ever again ifeven if theyre are yummyi i need to go reel bad bye
I didn't make any shitty, drunken entries... I didn't blabber about wantin' to hump my gyro through its fuel tank... I didn't wake up with a hangover... CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THERE'S ALL THESE DONUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE?! The sprinkles all over the place makes this feel like a drug trip, too! 'Least I live off-campus but it doesn't mean this ain't freaky! I washed Sharky up earlier 'cause she...
... Strawberries are my favorite fruit, anywaaaaaays! Boy, am I glad I have no chance of my roomie getting THESE! This is MY stash! No one gets to share! 8D Who the heck did this, though?! If donuts had, well, WINGS, I'd believe it! But how can donuts HOVER?! That's kinda messed up! Not that I care, as long as I have my strawberry stuff! Maybe I'll lick the strawberry off and just throw the...
WHAT the. Why're there donuts everywhere? Floating? Did we already figure this out? Oh well, not like I'm complaining! ...as long as people don't get the idea to start handing gross four-day-old donuts out by the time Halloween rolls around anyway. Hey, chocolate's bad for dogs, right? Boney's smart enough to not eat them, but I'm just making sure.
Yeah, I don't think sugar in my bloodstream is a good idea. Or else it might not be a tie like last time, Mr.Falcon. Would that count as illegal drugs?
A donut flew straight into my face when I opened a mailbox today. I'm still trying to wipe the jelly from my goggles..... What is going on here? Why are there flocks of donuts flying around the school?
Oh man. I woke up and the first thing I smell is a donut. And then I opened my eyes and there's tons of them just..FLOATING in the room. *u* I ate them all, but then they kept on coming in, holy crap this...sooo great. I've been eating them all day, I'm up to 50 right now and I'm still eating them! Teeheee, today's the best daaay eeever, I wish I could find more days like this at this schooooool~ Heee
