It's going to be joy and happiness to commute back home.. Not! Usually the first rain "surprises" ppl so there will be a pile up somewhere. Hope not on the route I'll be taking. You would think its not...or such commuter hooptie, but I've seen that. Requires some effort, a lot of douchebaggery and/or ignorance of laws of physics, but yes. I didn't believe my eyes. I just love California drivers..

Funny douchebag spotted in the traffic this morning.. This one was fixing her face in traffic lights behind me when the lights turned green. For courtesy, I revved a bit to wake her up from the tedious...like "asshole, look I'm middle of very important task and rest of the world better wait me". Most likely in chinese though. Well. I took off and left 20+ cars honking behind her. What an asshat.  

Why I Will Not Be Attending Any Halloween Parties This Year... Douchebag # 1 Douchebag #2 Douchebag #3 Douchebag #4 #4 upsets me a lot because if you look at his bone structure, he would actually.... ....... ........ ........... ............. .............. and yes, by "get behind" I mean fuck.....

Those who know me from way back know that there's a certain shady professional wrestling promoter in Hayward, CA who I like to pick on... I learned today that he made an appearance as a defendant on the...two-bit promotion to a larger audience, or at least get his shows on television... and the only TV he seems to be able to get is humiliating exposure like this. The best jokes never run out of steam

This is the part of my mornings I could live without. For once, it was not horrible today - just a slowdown. Some mornings it's just so annoying to see ppl changing lanes every 50yd and sit in the next traffic light next to me. On the bright side it's fairly entertaining to watch expressions and wonder what is going on in that guy's/gal's head..

Congratulations, Ms. Todd, you just ensured that Pennsylvania will stay blue. PITTSBURGH -- An investigation into the alleged politically motivated attack on a 20-year-old woman in Bloomfield Wednesday...car. And this comes after revelations that the McCain campaign pushed to get the story in the media . We now return you to your regularly scheduled McCain-Palin rally/lynch mob already in progress

I've been burgled. Nothing taken. Just a mess. Only in the basement. Nothing wrong upstairs. Sentence fragments ahoy! Sort of. My house needs a new backdoor. D: < Something's fucked up with the heater...Sam Witwer on Smallville (I show I haven't watched regularly since the middle of the second season) last night and I was like "Hey it's... Sam... [I forgot his last name] It's Starkiller!" XP Blah

I really was going to call it a day... then I saw this in my inbox, and my blood is boiling. So a mugger supposedly attacked this poor, defenseless woman in Bloomfield as she left a Citizens Bank ATM...they could have used to describe the so-called perpetrator, went with "mugger." Not "thief" or "robber" or "assailant"... nope, "mugger." Which is just two letters removed from... well, I'm just sayin'.

...a differing opinion, but they were being polite about it as well. Now, notice I wrote, "for a brief second." The reason I wrote that was because, as I was driving towards the signs, a couple of douchebags in a car stopped, the white, male, douchebag passenger jumped out of the car and hastily removed the "No on Prop. 8" sign. The douchebags then sped away in their Douchemobile, probably headed...

Sometimes, I find myself in a situation at work that leaves me wondering if I have stumbled into a taping of The Office .  Or if I'm starring in a sequel to Office Space .  Case in point: Last Wednesday...Cow ice cream sandwiches in the freezer, I wrote my name all over them in red permanent marker.  What I should have written was, "This is mine.  Not yours.  Keep off!" I will not forget this.