THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO DTBL The show opens on a long shot of the house. The scene changes to the interior, where we see Spanky and Wooldoor in the upstairs hallway standing around. They both look... Spanky, Toot, Wooldoor, and Xandir get up and begin to trudge out of the room. Foxxy sighs and walks over to Hero. Putting her arm around him, she lets Hero cry on her shoulder. The scene fades. THE EN
Drawn Together by Love- Episode 41: Imperfect Match Synopsis: When a local dating agency offers to pay for the wedding of any couple who is matched up through its services, the house's engaged couples sign up in the hopes of scamming a free wedding.
IMPERFECT MATCH The show opens on a long shot of the house. The scene changes to the interior, where we see the housemates minus Toot gathered around watching TV. Desiree: (on TV) Ted? Ted: Yes,...to make out while the other four stand and watch. Toot: I *told* him he'd be making out with her! I *told* him! As Richard and Letta continue to kiss, the four smile. The scene fades. THE EN
Drawn Together by Love- Episode 40: When Hero Met Toot Synopsis: The housemates are shocked to learn of a secret affair that Hero and Toot had several years ago.
WHEN HERO MET TOOT The show opens on a long shot of the house. The scene changes to the interior, where all the housemates minus Clara are gathered in the living room playing cards. Everyone present...Foxxy eagerly. Hero kicks his feet up behind him.) It was right after that mess with my bandmates. I was feeling depressed, and so... As Foxxy continues telling her story, the scene fades. THE EN
(Read Part 1.) The scene fades back up on Foxxy's room later that evening. Hero sits on the bed while Foxxy stands talking to him. Hero: Wow! So you think he might be your real father? Foxxy: It's...stop being dead. Toot: And my mom will never stop being a bitch. They both sigh. As Foxxy and Ricky continue to hug, everyone else stands back watching the scene happily. The scene fades. THE EN
RICHARD THE THIRD PERSON The show opens on a long shot of the house. The scene changes to the interior, where we see all the housemates sitting around watching TV. Family Guy is on. Peter: (on TV...in realization. The three women walk away. Clara: (offscreen) You know, we could have just gone to Dairy Queen or something. Toot: (offscreen) Goddammit! The scene fades. (Continue to Part 2.)
(Read Part 1.) Toot (in confessional): I finally caught up with Wooldoor at the beer counter. He was guzzling down cup after cup absolutelydrunk out of his mind. (She looks at the camera angrily...see Xandir, silhouetted against the late afternoon sky, riding the flagpole as if he is atop a bucking bronco. He is screaming wildly and waving a cowboy hat all around. The scene fades. THE EN