...hold up with more than just people like me who complain about them, and the aspiring jockstraps who subscribe to them. I haven't even competed yet, and...well, I got this offer in Oregon. For the ducks. Fucking retarded mascot, since I don't even get the point of mascots. You can pick anything. And you pick a DUCK. People shoot ducks down and EAT THEM, and then you want this to symbolize your athletics...