First: MOAR TWILIGHT. Yes, I did promise to do a 15M of the movie. I promised last May when I saw the first trailer, so y'all can relax. Twilight' Trailer Reactions: Some Fans Are Still Speechless...'W.' Web Site Reaches Out to the Dead-Language Crowd. 14 horror-movie Musts! ; Zombie-movie preparedness kit! Don't Inject Ladies with Gorilla Blood [Found Footage].

Harry Potter 6 Pushed Back to Summer '09. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! In making the announcement, Mr. Horn stated, "Our reasons for shifting 'Half-Blood Prince' to summer are...stripper approaches Dr. Ood with new desires . . . for things like cigarettes and porn. Read that sentence a few times over. Savor it. Me, I'm gonna bronze it and set it on my mantelpiece.

I woke up with a horrific migraine and a weird stomachache this morning--the second time both have happened in a week, actually, which is a bit disconcerting. If it turns out to be a half-vampire baby...Wants To Send ‘Leprechaun’ Back To The Old West. Another battle royale for the Uwe Boll Slot, but anything involving the Leprechaun series automatically wins, as far as I'm concerned.