A decade-long battle for marriage equality in Connecticut ended late Wednesday when the General Assembly voted to update the state's marriage laws to conform with a landmark court ruling allowing gay...Earth! He declared himself a sovereign entity in the government! I'd really rather he continued the practice of avoiding the media like he has for the past 8 years. Every time he opens his mouth...

=] Now back to SparkNotes so I won't fail my english class

What's better than an Obama Inauguration? Well, nothing, really. But what's nearly as awesome? Live Daily Show on Inauguration night! Yay!

Watching the Alaska senate race is kinda like watching an incredibly long and boring stock car race. I keep expecting to hear the commentators shouting into their teleprompters things like: "And Stevens...miles to the finish!" "Wait, there's a caution flag coming out of the right side of the track! Fraud investigations bring out the pace car heading into lap seven. This thing's gonna be close, boys.

Oh Sarah, it was fun while it last. Sexy, sexy fun. I'll miss you baby.** ** Disclaimer: I ain't no supporter, I just think she's fucking hot y'all and I'd tap that bitch seven days a week and twice on Sundays. Plus it was so trainwreckingly entertaining. And this is why I'm leaving the analytical posts to you guys.

Obama [D] has 297 electoral votes as I type this. For those who don't know, you need 270 to win. So yeah... all the states' votes aren't even all counted yet, and he's already won. Not to mention that the Democrats also have majority in the Senate now. Note: I wasn't going for Obama or McCain [they both suck]. And so... Democrats are going to pretty much rule this country. Yay? lol bye now