...was shaped like a gun, though- I felt like they only went half way on this one. A Santa toilet. For yule logs. ba-dum *tssh* You take a photo with this camera, and it puts it in an instant 'Elvis Frame'. Although I love Elvis; this item I am more or less 'eh' on. As I see it, this camera is just a tax on people who don't know how to use Photoshop or even one of it's bastard lesser programs...
...and goes to see pinky in the hospital and then proposes to her. its apparently like a 2 or 3 part episode and this is the last episode in the series. anyway, the show comes on...and WHAT EPISODE IS IT? THAT EXACT ONE. how fucking weird is that? this is like that time that i heard elvis songs every time i laid down on my bed. except this time i wasn't smoking dust. wweeeiiiirrrrrdddddd
В августе, уже в разгар не к ночи помянутого кризиса, и тем более не к ночи помянутой "осетинской кампании", мы очутились не неделе Элвиса Пресли. В Мемфисе, на вилле Грейсленд и на Билл-стрит. Честное...сколько потерял, всем это глубоко фиолетово. Зато очень классно работают и отдыхают. Вот и вернулись к неделе Элвиса :)
What kind ofentertainment can $14 buy nowadays? 56 peep shows at $0.25 each? Four Archie comics? 1400 penny dreadfuls? Well I have discovered, gentle reader that $14 can buy two hours of well-written...to kick in, and listening to Skinny Puppy at high volume is starting to effect my writing. If you haven't seen these shows, drop what you're doing, and go tonight. Catalyst Theatre (8529 Gateway Blvd.
In the house that I live in now there is a picture above the computer of a naked man resting his hands on a desk. The woman seated behind the desk is coyly checking out his cock (which you can't see due... "License and registration." "Again? You just pulled me over ten minutes ago." "Oh. You. What are you doing back here?" "I live here. I'm trying to get off the road and go to bed." "Carry on.
... I mentioned that artists like Whitney Houston have pretty good voices, but that their engineers up the volume on their high notes, and have the ability to correct notes that waiver a bit off key. Elvis (I don't call him Rex when he lies to me) says that he and Poor Boy were once part of a by-invitation only Whitney Houston show in The Southern State Which He Is From, and that her voice literally...
...was. See, one night when Rex was on the couch punishing me for not buying him something, he left his wallet, keys, and driver's license on my desk. It is then that I learned that Rex's real name was Elvis B. (insert last name here). The day after the discovery a woman with a thick southern drawl called and asked to speak to Byron. When I told her there wasn't a Byron at the number she said "Well his...
Three days after The Brian Incident, I woke up sick. I believed it was karma. All I wanted to do was puke. So I puked. Repeatedly. After about an hour of my bulimia impersonation, I drove to the doctor's...mind. After about twenty minutes, we were both spent. I propped myself on my elbow, meaning to ask him about the brother comment when he shushed me. That’s when I heard my mother coming up the stairs
...possible to modify details stored in the RFID of electronic passports, and have them safely passed through the checking machines. To prove it, they generated a passport with the name and photo of Elvis Presley. The Airport of Amsterdam accepted it. The Hacker's Choice made a video of the exploit, which one can see in Google Video, the checking machine didn't even 'bat an eyelid' so to...
