Maz: Man, this meeting is getting off to a slow start. Who's here? ... Maz: Don't all speak at once people. Emma: giggles Peter: Peter's here. Mark: I'm here too. Andre: And me. Maz: And I know Emma's here. I heard her giggle. No confusing that with anything else. ... The next day Emma: And that's exactly what happened. The Lizzie: He meant it in a good way. He loves your giggle...

Maz: Man, this meeting is getting off to a slow start. Who's here? ... Maz: Don't all speak at once people. Emma: giggles Peter: Peter's here. Mark: I'm here too. Andre: And me. Maz: And I know Emma's here. I heard her giggle. No confusing that with anything else. ... The next day Emma: And that's exactly what happened. The Lizzie: He meant it in a good way. He loves your giggle...

Like I said in my last post, today I have an icon batch. Hope you like them. [04 Twilight] [09 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince] [07 Random Fashion Editorials] [03 Emma Watson] [05 Bonnie Wright] [05 Gossip Girl] [01 Kate Perry] Preview... Rules: - No hotlinking. - Do not steal. - Do not modify. - Credit me when use, please. - Comments are welcome =) Twilight 1...

Nothing new there, but really, if I go through edits, I sometimes wonder where the hell my brain was when I wrote some particularly idiotic sentences. "Picked up the receiver of the telephone" got me...just 'phone'!" And that's one of the more harmless bits. *kicks self* (Epic goof-ups like "stepping into a poodle" and "brandishing cows" have been missing so far. It's still early days, though...)

...duty day as near as possible to the kid’s birthday, so that the birthday child gets to be the one to pick the kids to go wash their hands and have snack, and give out a birthday treat. So today was Emma’s turn. I like watching her at kinder. She’s quite a big, independent girl when I’m not around, and she’s so used to being at kinder on her own that she doesn’t look to me in any particular...

Except I don't. Fuck. I just had an epiphany. Like two seconds ago. Alec loves feeling needed. He needs to be needed. Emma needs Alec. Emma has been taken advantage of by guys in the past. Emma loves Alec. Alec likes being needed by Emma. Alec loves Emma. Mike is one of Alec's oldest friends. Mike has been taken advantage of by guys in the past. (Mike's gay, btw.) Mike needs Alec. Alec likes...

Solies: So, I got a new ride. It's all smooth and sexy. The ladies love it. Emma: What is it? Solies: it's a station wagon. Lanna: First thing I think of when I think smooth and sexy. What color. Solies: Charcoal. I used to call it black, but then I realize, women just can't get enough of the charcoal...Emma what are you doing? Emma is attempting to drink, but every time she tries to...

Solies: So, I got a new ride. It's all smooth and sexy. The ladies love it. Emma: What is it? Solies: it's a station wagon. Lanna: First thing I think of when I think smooth and sexy. What color. Solies: Charcoal. I used to call it black, but then I realize, women just can't get enough of the charcoal...Emma what are you doing? Emma is attempting to drink, but every time she tries to...

And I found the following picture.

I've written an article for the wonderful Macaronis : "The Kick-Ass Heroine Just Left The Ship" - do we hate women and sugar-coat history? To them, romance is icky. It’s not intellectual. It’s...by women with no career or too much time at hand. Romance is the equivalent to stepping barefoot on a slug. My evil socialist feminist thoughts on historical gay romance, let me show you them...