Alternative title: If dicks could talk. Yeah. I went there. Written for ffviii_100 prompt No.36: Anthropomorphism. Title: Rise and Shine Pairing: Seifer/Squall Rating: PG-13 for swearing... Rise and shine." "Seifer, unlike you, I don't have perverted dreams every night. So no, even if I woke up right now, I still wouldn't let your body do mine!" "You wanna make a bet?" "Fuck no.

Written for ffviii_100 prompt No.35: Alternative Universe. Title: You are my only shining star. Pairing: Irvine/Selphie + Rinoa Rating: G ....Ms. Heartilly is luminous as the film's understated... I suppose. But after her last film, I just had such high expectations for her...." He couldn't really finish, because she leaned down, dragged the laptop away from his hands, and kissed him

Written for ffviii_100 prompt No.35: Alternative Universe. Title: Rendezvous at Cetra II Pairing: Seifer/Squall + Quistis Rating: G The U.S.S. Lionheart hung stationary just above the dust... I. Kinneas Z. Dincht Chief Engineer Nida Fuujin I'd pay to see Seifer trying his best to not yell "CHICKIE" at Zell during the more pressing moments. *snicker

A meme-type thingy that I picked up in the Merlin fandom, but I'm not sure where did it orginate from ('cos I've seen it in Naruto too). The three genres that gave me the most trouble were fluff, h/c,...doing it wrong. 0. UST "I dreamed about you," he whispers, defeated. "It's disgusting, but every night I when closed my eyes, doesn't matter whom I was sleeping next to, I always dreamed about you.

Written for ffviii_100 prompt No.31: legacy. Title: Left Behind Pairing: Seifer/Squall Rating: PG-13 The Commander no longer uses his gunblade. Two weapon caskets adorn the wall behind his...as well die in a fire if he ever lost Lionheart, casually commented that "do you really want to see him that much?" Seifer looked at her and smiled, green eyes almost happy. "I'll see him soon enough.

Written for ffviii_100 prompt No.30: taboo. Title: Promises Pairing: Seifer/Squall Rating: PG-13 Being born too pretty is a sin. Having Seifer as a boyfriend probably counts as a sin too...going to fucking kill you when I can walk again," he manages to croak out. "Come get me then," Seifer replies blithely, kissing his forehead. "I will fuck you right back into this bed, princess .