On the project name dubbed 'Era-moron', we at ohshiana have started the Eragon Re-write with many Anti-Shurt'ugal enthusiasts. We began nominating leaders to build the story and -to an extent- give fans...One who is reported to to sign in for Council Elders and handles fans or skeptical anti-fans. Sign up at the website and post your nominations: http://ohshiana.byethost6.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=6

We all know, and indeed we all state (with justified reasoning) that Eragon is a load of tut. And it's true. But Pao-Pao's followers all seem to have it in them that that he's some sort of child prodigy...EDIT: Due to the popularity that this has got, I've set up a forum to keep everything organised, and we can chat in more detail here: http://ohshiana.byethost6.com/forum/ This is goanna be fun!

Oromë Brother of Nessa and husband of Vána, also known as Araw in Sindarin, Aldaron ("Lord of the Trees"), Arum , Béma , Arāmē , The Huntsman of the Valar, and The Great Rider. During the...that he killed almost every dragon in Alagaësia with his 13 Minions of Doom, and since the Elves are so loving to dragons (I am horribly reminded by Touched By Venom), that justifies the hate.  

Yes, a What If!™ Today I'll tackle things I would have changed if I was *gasp* Paolini. Notice, a lot more Galbatorix here. 0- Arya isn't wearing leather. (logically) She's wearing a white dress or...Arya though. Thankfully, there is less boners from Eragon's side. 17- Since I don't remember all the events off the top of my head, I'll stop here. Any ideas?   I will continue the rest later.

Edit: Both of these apply to Eragon. *hides a laugh* Strangely, they relate a lot to Eragon's Elves--except that Eragon's Elves aren't purple. In that case, replace purple with...presence of garments. *Single Happy Tear* *Made by Warcraft Model Viewer*

It seems that my tongue isn't the only thing I should leash...

I was re-reading The Fellowship of the Ring, when I came across the second chapter, and the song that describes the Ring. Three Rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in... We all know how Chris hates being original. It gives him a rash. Can anyone with skill in poetry show what else elects this comparison to be a "Work of Originality", or a "Poorly-immitated work"?.

If anyone wants me to condense my 'fanfiction' into my original post, just to save up for clutter, ask. In this first entry, I focused on avoiding extensive description, and focusing on the most immediate...I left my dwelling, just to feel the earth rumbling as steeds rushed to my ‘estate’. I turned away my face, knowing who it would be. ~End~ Edit: Trying to cut it--forgive me.      

Despite half-sleeping and leaving at the last quarter of the movie when I rented it, as well as using my favorite audio tracks while reading through Eragon, *gasp* Eldest, and Brisingr, I couldn't help... and will jump from view to view. I will post up writings as they come. Constructive critisizm, tips and more things to critisize is always welcome. Until then, May your vampires sparkle eternally.

Many fictional books, Inheritance Cycle included, usually shows the main character's thoughts. This can be done in several ways: italics, regular text, or even quotes. I've seen all three, and in case...tally mark to add to the big board of why Christopher Paolini is not a very good writer. His characters all sound the same, even on the inside. I'd love to hear some comments on this.