[Things are quiet on the VDR bus. Too quiet.] [DOOR SLAM] Come on, ya wuss! Lets go save some princess ass! [key grab, Gakupo dump, engine start] Now, lets see if they coded in how to drive this thing... [Those aboard, beware, we're in for a bit of a road trip...]

The central mainframe is an enormous dome filled with blinking lights and composite panels. It’s easily large enough for the entire compound to fit comfortably within. In the center is a huge terminal... so we know to wait for you for tags. As a final note, for the attack we generally ask that you attack in groups so we aren’t running a bunch of individual threads, which can get very tiring.

BMG: Dies Irea Simultaneously, doors that were not there moments before blast open all over the compound. An army of zombies, skeletons, wraiths, wights, vampires, and even a few liches accompanied...they open the mainframe! Crush all who stand before you!" Implacable and unyielding, the giant unliving army moved as one, crushing statues, people, and even walls in order to reach their destination

BGM: Guiseppe Verdi - Dies Irae Just as people are scrambling to open the doors leading to the mainframe, the air crackles with magic. Just as suddenly as this storm of power comes on, an army of...riding along side of her. "Leave no man standing! This is our domain now! Show them our true might! Ivan, with me!" The front rows charge in, while those further back release a torrent of lightning

Hey, you! Out of the way! *GASP! It's an invasion! The armies of dread lord Gakupo have arrived, friends, and soldiers roam the streets in mostly-purple uniforms bearing an insignia that resembles a stylized...random encounters looks a little familiar . . . :'D (hint: it's Swearalot)* *At any rate, they're patrolling the streets, shoving people around, and generally being jerks. WHAT DO YOU DO, HEROES!

--guys, guys , check this out! I got a level up and now I look totally sweet ! I think my class became 'Badass Knight' or something. Anyone else get any fun classes? Come on, it's the best time to show off!

[ Whenever a library is present in an RPG, it's never a dinky little thing like you'd see in small towns. Oh, no. It's a big, almost cathedral-like affair, and the DR library has been updated thusly. Though...of the A button could probably snap him out of it. After all, information important for a quest could be on these shelves, and as the officially unofficial librarian NPC it's his job to help out.

[is in ur house, bustin ur crates]

[ Greetings, traveler! Now that the DR is set in a very RPG like setting, you may stumble upon a tavern with a lurking Meito inside. The man has quite a handsome face, doesn't he? If you go to talk to...good. ▐ Pay a large sum of money for his help ($xxxxxx) ▐ Dress up in some ridiculous medieval costume and run around town with it on. ▐ Just ignore his offer and drink away the day/night/whatever. ]

[HELLO DR. This lady here is supposed to be a boss fight, but instead of actually challenging our heroes to a noble duel or whatever bosses do, she's just...standing there. Filing her nails. And maybe still working on that Rubix Cube Luka made her work on awhile back gdit She's totally a boss, though. No, really. ...even if she doesn't want to get her clothes dirty or anything.]