First of all, who the hell schedules a 19 year old to work all day on Halloween?? The people I work for, that's who. We have tons of adults who work there, many of whom are too old to have small children...at random points in the story Jack eats mini mangoes. Also, magic 8 balls are an integral part of the plot. Good yes? There's more, and it'd be freaking hilarious if I ever do write it. Thoughts? 

...freezing -o- Do any of your friends have kids? n- yes o_o Do you know anyone that is pregnant right now? Does a client at work count? XD; Who should pay on the first date? Uhh.. I dunno D: I fail in the dating department How many years older than you are you willing to date? uhm.. 6 :D Do you have any friends? uhh.. a few D: Do you have any mean friends? JENNY possibly. What is the...

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Whoever made this Facebook flair can go diaf.

The guy who said that "stuff you learn as a kid, you never forget" was so right... and i find out in really peculiar way, the day before yeasterday... WARNING! this post contains a great amount of...Howie's part- is one of the gayest things in the history of mankind .- if you're a man and u like this, plz reconsider the former part of this sentence... yeah! >>;; /randomness overdose off

...confuses me because I brush like a maniac and pay special super attention to my wisdom teeth because I hate them and wanted to prove all dentists wrong about them being breeding grounds of cavities and fail. TURNS OUT THE ONLY ONE THAT FAILS IS ME. Especially since while poking around in my teeth she found another cavity on my top left wisdom tooth... so she went ahead and filled both. SCARY THING...

I just........what? What is the word for this again? Oh right, ironic....

Got the first one in for a 2GB -> 4GB upgrade. 8x 00 Phillips screws later, the bottom panel is off. Top SODIMM came out easily enough, but the bottom one is a bit tight. I am not looking forward to having to remove stripped screws once a customer tries this themselves and screws it up.

I meant to say post about this earlier, but I remembered because of this post on the g00 comm (the Perfect Mission posters with the HORRIBLE OUTFITS THAT MAKE ME WANNA LICK THEM. Only not really). They're...most entertaining 45 minutes I've spent at the gym yet XD I basically choreographed Alle and Halle's moves and imagined them singing the WHOEL ALBUM. ..... this reaches a new level of sad, methinks.

No one recognized my Magenta outfit. They all thought I was a waitress. FAIL. I feel the need to educate these people and force them to watch the glorious magnificence that is RHPS. ps. fucking cramps. :(