...could you find a clueless stooge like Michael Godlfarb , seen here in what is quite possibly the most embarrassing surrogate moment of McCain's pathetic campaign: Talk about the bottom of the barrel. Yeesh.

Two things have put me in despair: One: the logical evolution of the ore no yome fad through that "marry a manga character" petition. You've probably seen this link flying around the Internet, no need... (in case the "porn game" part doesn't tip you off, let me remind you that this link is totally Not Safe for Work). I'm in despair! I'm in despair because Japan has gone too far! （絶望した！やり過ぎた日本に絶望した！

Captain Crusty proudly announced that Joe the Plumber would be at his rally in Defiance, Ohio this morning, but when he called on his campaign poster-boy to stand up and take a bow... Sad, decrepit old fool.

No matter how hard I try, it's never good enough. I'm not good at anything, I can't even really do  anything. And I can't even make straight A's. I worked so hard, harder than I ever have at school before... There's no point in trying if I'm not going to succeed. My entire life has been this way, every single thing. I have never succeeded at anything. I wonder why I even bother when all I get is hurt

[The Hojo-effect having worn off, Vincent is back to his cheery self. He's just hanging around on the second level deep in thought, oblivious to his surroundings.] What have I done...

...Death. A writer's nightmare. Muse gone. No fans to ponder where you have gone. The nothingness, of the unknown. Unremembered. Stories untold, characters left for dead and all the while you cry as you see everyone around you succeed as you fall down into the black abyss of constant failure. Are you Listening? Can you Hear me? Am I alive? Or is this a dire nightmare which I can never awaken from?

LOL IM ABOUT TO FAIL ANOTHER CHEM QUIZ. I got like 2/10 on the last one.  No exaggeration.

"Hey son, while you're home, could you check on the TV?" "Sure, Dad, what happened?" "I just closed the window and it stopped working. Now it says no signal! I called the cable company, and they said...look." "Well?" "Well, when you closed the window, the video cables miraculously migrated from AV 1 to AV 2. And you mixed up the blue and the green." "I don't know how that happened!" "Sure, Dad.

For example, my own undertaking in early manhood to be a literary artist. No one warned me that I really did not have talent enough. Therefore my hope of becoming a very good artist turned bitter, hot...it all over with strange original artwork and messages throughout, just let me know if they should be directed at you or at someone else if it's a gift. This kind of copy will cost you 34.95 .

And with that, with that final flourish of a shaky pen, with that flip of an empty page, with that final striking of the second hand, my GPA went kerploot.  I feel bad for my TA.  My handwriting's a mess. :[