There's a bunch of teenagers taking pictures in the hallway outside my apartment. I'm guessing there was probably a birthday party or something. They sound terribly adorable (if a little loud, but that's...I'm all that interested - despite the way I opened this post), but the ability to be badass one minute and then all happy family the next is something I love. (People, I am even a fan of The Pacifier.

I could be writing sex, but instead I am spending way too long thinking about this: if you are a black female werewolf who wears her hair in two strand twists, what happens to it when you shift? Do all...during the shift? If you have a perm or straightened hair, does it go away? Does it change your fur? I'm supposed to be writing sex! Not spend an hour thinking about hairstyles for werewolves