Here's the complete list of our fandoms' fics in the latest Porn Battle. Remember that each fic was posted as a comment to the main entry, so be sure to click the tiny 'reply to this' link instead of 'post... "tattoo" (PG13) Cartreuse by thedamnraven Jeeves/Bertie, "chartreuse" (NC17) Middle Of Nowhere by phinnia House/Wilson, "island" (R)

So remember those holiday gift ficlets I still have to write? This one's for queenzulu , who wanted House/Foreman, and silliness. 1019 words. Rated for teens. Three Things That Absolutely... And then they kiss passionately in the middle of the bowling alley while everyone watches and applauds this epic display of true love. Or not. Probably, definitely not. The end. *flees

Title : Romance for Stalkers Rating : R Warnings : No spoilers, just some paraphelia Word Count:  150, including title Disclaimer : David Shore and his cohorts came up with this basic idea... I...of a candy pink thong. Later, alone in his apartment with his trophy, he does what little he can to abate his hunger, still yearning for her taste... so sweet. Lisa Cuddy. His forbidden treat.  

Title: There Is - Chapter 2 Fandom: House MD Pairing: Thirteen/Cameron Spoilers: Up to Joy to the World (S5E11) Summary: Thirteen shows up on Cameron's doorstep in the middle of the night. Inspired by...turns off the hot water, slides off her thong, and gets into the tub. She swears she hears an animal-like whine from Thirteen. "Join me," Cameron whispers, "This tub is perfect for two." Chapter 1

Title: The Puzzle He Never Solved Rating: PG-13 Fandom: House MD Pairing: Thirteen/Cameron Summary: Born of an angsty Cam!fic craving, that left me wondering exactly how Cameron was damaged. Spoilers:...at Thirteen, she felt lust, desire and passion. She wanted more than the hollow drug of adoration and need. She wanted the girl with sad eyes and the beautiful smile. It was quite simple really

Title: There Is Fandom: House MD Pairing: Thirteen/Cameron Spoilers: Up to Joy to the World (S5E11) Summary: Thirteen shows up on Cameron's doorstep in the middle of the night. Inspired by the song There...for free on her website. If you'd like the song, go to this address- http://www.allisoncrowe.com/ThisLittleBird.html . Right click the music note next to the song (# 5) and choose "Save Link As".

Title: Tearful Goodbyes Rating: PG Fandom: Doctor Who/House, MD Characters: Doctor (10), Cameron Disclaimer: I do not own “House, M.D.” or “Doctor Who”. If I did then I would learn a lot about... They stood when she approached and was glad that they didn’t ask why she was crying. She turned and the Doctor wasn’t there but a whirling sound from the TARDIS was heard, echoing against the buildings

Title: Songs of Joy and Peace Fandom: House MD Pairing: Thirteen/Cameron Summary: A midnight Christmas date. Prompts from passion_perfect 's Christmas Wish List . Written for freakykaethe...to melt, Thirteen kisses Cameron. The scent of Thirteen’s perfume, and the warmth of Thirteen’s body against hers floods Cameron’s senses. Maybe Cameron was right about the holiday after all.

I am catching up on replies today. That is my goal. That, and maybe finishing that holiday exchange fic that was due yesterday , hi. But for now, here are two more of the giftfics. Title: Not for the... Just, you know, not memorised or anything." In spite of that, she found herself smiling. Again. Really, she hadn't actually stopped. "You're lucky I already decided to go out with you," she said.

Two holiday gift-ficlets, for swatkat24 and hihoplastic . In my defense? YOU WERE THE ONES WHO ASKED FOR THIS. Title: The Bottom of the Barrel Fandom: House/How I Met Your Mother Pairing... "Want to go?" "Yeah. He's really not your boyfriend, is he." "He's really not." Without so much as a backward glance, she took his arm and together they left to go and enjoy their evening. The end.