The music's bad and you should feel bad.

They're always touching me...in places.

Oh, sorry, that'll wear off in a couple of days.

You may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil, and by the devil I mean Robot Devil, and by metaphorically I mean get your coat.

This is...well I don't even know.

Sometimes I wish your real parents were still alive (not often, though).

Also I don't know why we never had a "that's what she said" tag.

Growing boys need tang.

I may have to start watching "Rescue Me."

I feel old now that I realized that this song is nine years old .