10 kisses or Why Pete Wentz shouldn’t be left anywhere near MySpace, LiveJournal and every other kind of blogging website by jen_jm  , R “A kissing contest. […] Well, not a real contest, it’s...”   “Do what?” Andy frowns, and now he’s more scared than hurt.   “Oh, please.” Patrick’s eyes widen, and he turns to look at Pete again. “Tell me it’s not what I think it is.”

Being An Examination Of The Literary Achievements Of An Emo Band by groaty  , PG FOB only have themselves to blame for this. This is awesome. Post its! Genius. Fuck you and give back my laptop. This isn't even funny. It will never be funny. It doesn't matter how much you laugh about it outside my room. It is not funny. Jerks. - Patrick.

Operation Jealousy by scribblinlenore  , NC-17 , 9000+ words Patrick has to make Pete jealous. Doctor's orders. This is just awesome hilarious and then awesome hot. Awesome. Pete turns...exact." "No brain tumor?" Pete sounds almost disappointed. Dr. House raises an eyebrow and asks Patrick, "Him? Seriously?" Patrick shrugs. It's not like he can explain this thing he has for Pete.

Sing Ourselves to Sleep by dsudis  , PG Being exhausted is nothing like being drunk, but some nights Gerard gets too tired to remember that. Ohh, very fun pairing. Not done that often, or...through to actually open his eyes. Patrick is standing near the bus door, and Gerard can't read his face in the dimness, shadowed by the brim of his hat. "If that's an invitation, I've heard better."

So, So Fucked by reni_days  , R Pete accidentally "outs" himself and Patrick on Good Morning America. Only problem? They're not gay. What now? This is such an awesome concept. Awesome. It...turned frantically pleading eyes on Joe. "I didn't even—you weren't—I swear, I never—oh my god, we are not having this conversation!" "We are totally talking about this later," Pete said darkly.

CJ Cregg Never Had This Problem by torakowalski , PG-13 Pete Wentz was the kind of reporter designed solely to make the life of the White House's Press Secretary more difficult than it otherwise...a fuck about potatoes, right?” Patrick had never thought Pete would give a fuck about penguins before the morning he’d opened his inbox and found out that Pete was unexpectedly in Antarctica .