I just grabbed a handful of alphabet cookies to see what's in store for me, and the letters were: F L Y H T So not only are the cookies out of date, they can't spell. I guess they have been sitting on...thing was: F L Y H T B A K oh, "flight back", well done cookies... you sucessfully predicted something that happened TWO DAYS AGO! I need some fresh cookies. Especially since this bag's empty now

I like it! Totally.

I had chinese food in the caf today (bleh, prime examples of the bad points I listed below) but interestingly, instead of the standard saying, the fortune cookie contained something that *might* be a saying, but sounds a lot like an actual prediction. It reads: "First they ignore you, then they attack you, then you win." Sounds like the final battle is upon us!

The family went out to eat at a local Chinese restaurant. My fortune cookie read.... You are imaginative in using your skills. Apply this next week. I found this interesting since I work as a graphic designer and to be creative, you need a good imagination.

WTF is up with the Tags Gone Wild here?

Please to be explaining whatever this is. It appears to be a... danish?... game site that involves farm animals. Play around with it... it's pretty wtf. EDIT: Whoever fucked up the community and...allowing me to delete the tags deserves a good solid kick in the balls. Others who have had this happen to their post should join with me in the festivities. Good old fashion ball busting fiesta!!

http://larknews.com/december_2004/secon dary.php?page=1 ahaha. sfw. ( EDIT: holy balls, those're some tags. )