Title: Mastering Fear Rating: PG-13 Pairing/s: Frodo/Sam Genre: Humour/Romance Summary: Folks can be afraid of all sorts of strange things... T'was a dark and stormy night but inside the Snug Bar of the Green Dragon it was warm and welcoming, with that pleasant fug of mingled pipeweed and polish that only the finest of hostelries can boast... and if the weather outside gave the satisfied...
Title: Project ELF Rating: G Pairing/s: Frodo/Sam implied Genre: Humour Summary: Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean the hobbits aren't out to get you! On the whole, Legolas had preferred the days when halflings were still legendary beings that few amongst his brethren believed still existed. Then came Bilbo, tramping in on those big, hairy feet of his, destroying the tranquillity...
Title: Small Packages Rating: R Pairing/s: Frodo/Sam Genre: Humour/Romance Summary: After Erestor's Welcome to Tol Eressëa Party, Frodo laments the Elves' lack of enthusiasm for his favourite game Notes: Ficlet set in the Tol Eressëan Tales AU. Part the First “The elves aren’t terribly good at parties, are they?” remarked Sam, as he and Frodo headed home late one night after Bilbo’s...
Title: Where There's Muck There's Arse Rating: PG-13 Pairing/s: Frodo/Sam Genre: Humour/Romance Summary: Frodo has an itch and Sam seems determined not to scratch it. Notes: Stand alone set in the Tol Eressëan Tales AU. It had been building up for some time, this hunger, and every time that Sam came in from working in the garden it got a little worse. Somehow the thrill caused by the...
Title: The Mourning After The Night Before Rating: PG-13 Pairing/s: Frodo/Sam, Frodo/Legolas, Frodo/Sam/Legolas/Gimli implied Genre: Humour/Romance Summary: Legolas thinks that he might have done something he'd rather not live to regret Notes: Part 5 of the Tol Eressëan Tales. There was something wrong… something very wrong. The first thing that Legolas noticed upon waking was that...
Title: Ring Barer Rating: PG-13 Pairing/s: Frodo/Sam Genre: Humour/Romance Summary: Frodo becomes an activist for opressed interspecies pairings Notes: Part 4 of the Tol Eressëan Tales. Frodo was starting to get very worried about Legolas. He just wasn't behaving like an elf. Now Frodo had spent enough years living with the elves to know that the reality was about as far from the...
Title: Elf-Deception Rating: PG-13 Pairing/s: Frodo/Sam Genre: Humour/Romance Summary: Legolas hears the patter of tiny feet Notes: Part 3 of the Tol Eressëan Tales. It was the knitting that started it. Not of course that Legolas begrudged Frodo the right to fill up his time in any way that he chose. After all – one couldn’t spend the rest of ones long years on Tol Eressëa with just...
Title: A Gardener's Plot Rating: PG-13 Pairing/s: Frodo/Sam Genre: Humour/Romance Summary: Sam tries to return Gimli's favour, but is thwarted at every turn Notes: Part 2 of the Tol Eressëan Tales. It must be admitted that the kitchen table at Frodo and Sam's new home on Tol Eressëa had been put to a wide variety of uses. Several of these had nothing to do with the culinary arts though...
Title: Corsleted Cupid Rating: PG-13 Pairing/s: Frodo/Sam Genre: Humour/Romance Summary: On Tol Eressëa, Gimli tries his hand at a spot of matchmaking Notes: Part 1 of the Tol Eressëan Tales, an occasional series of AU humour fics set, somewhat unsurprisingly, on Tol Eressëa sometime during the early centuries of the Fourth Age. It had been some time now since Legolas and Gimli had...
... “Dream no small dreams, Sam-lad, for they have no power to move the heart of the one you love.” I think Mr. Bilbo knows… Unfortunately Mr. Frodo doesn’t seem to notice at all… With a sigh I get up, talking to myself ... “Save the nighttimes for weeping, Sam…” Turning around ... suddenly... all...
