I just got back from my in-laws where I got to meet Thomas' grandmother, who speaks not a lick of English.  It was cool though.  I got to tell her that I speak a little Norwegian ("jeg snakker litt norsk"...painting a picture of the ideal little boy, it would be a picture of Thomas. I can't wait to see what our kids will look like.  I will not hesitate to exploit their beauty for financial gain.  Kidding.

Last week was pretty much the best week ever. I got called for an interview with Sam's Club. I was told that I did the best interview she had ever heard! I passed my drug test! I got  a really awesome...all my bills and not hurting at the end of this month. Dean said as soon as I save up enough money I can move back in! Aside from getting in shape I am pretty happy with where my life is going.

Take a picture of yourself right now. don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair... just take a picture. post that picture with NO editing. post these instructions with your picture Good Morning Sunshine!   I couldn't let   kevynjacobs    out crazy hair me!

You know what Waffle House? I am not your goddamn fucking whipping boy! I may be the smallest waitress, I may be the youngest waitress, but I have been there for four fucking years! I know how to wait...waitress, DO NOT ASK ME TO MAKE ORANGE JUICE I am busy, do it yourself! And I don't fucking know where the decaff coffee pot is, tell the cock suckers to drink the real stuff or shut the fuck up

AnnMarie

Yesterday was Lee's birthday. He wanted to drive in from Gainesville to go to dinner so we could all meet his new girlfriend, Kimmie. Actually, she's technically his "fiance," so I was meeting my future... Woo Hoo!" And he continued to make hooting and woo-hooing noises at the table. The guy to the left of me looked very, very scared. It wasn't at all embarrassing. At least the cheesecake was delicious

This is seriously hours apon hours of fun! Adopt a monster. You can even adopt a zombie (which I didn't see till after I adopted Quitzoo) /headdesk Quitzoo and her little room. http://www.moshimonsters.com/monsters/zomberella

We were at the husband's parents' cabin this weekend with my husband's brother and partner, so there were six of us total.  It's the woods, so all water that is used inside has to be drawn outside and...for the next course!  Shit man, we're in the woods.  I realize we're not exactly roughing it out there, but we aren't surrounded by modern appliances either, so put the brakes on the dish usage people

I made a wish list for what I think I need to start my cupcake business. Feel free to send some of this my way and I will figure out a way to send you cupcakes of your choice. Serioulsy though, I am ready to make this start happening!